A Witty Wit

I met two strapping young men, one with an interesting wit. I hope to see more of them at the Tess Inn tomorrow.

[Misnaefus] *smiles*
[Gwalchgwn] Ello
[Brannan] Hello there lass
[Gwalchgwn] Do I know ya?
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Not yet
[Gwalchgwn] Well that's a good beginning.
[Misnaefus] The two of you have a lot of swagger in your step. I'll bet the ladies love that.
[Gwalchgwn] *shrugs* Some do, some prefer the cause of the swagger.
[Brannan] Ah come now, no girl's ever kissed you because you had piles..
[Brannan] *grins*
[Misnaefus] *eyes Gwal's bare chest,* The sun must burn.
[Gwalchgwn] Ya get used to it
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Men always say that, before the sun stroke gets them.
[Gwalchgwn] Good thing is going down soon eh?
[Brannan] Going down soon? I wish. *winks*
[Misnaefus] Yes, you must be blessed by the luck of the gods.
[Misnaefus] *smirks at Brannan* I can see you're the witty one.
[Brannan] Well, y'kno..
[Brannan] I've been around a fair while.
[Gwalchgwn] Aye, he's tha old one.
[Gwalchgwn] I'm still in me peak.
[Brannan] *laughs*
[Misnaefus] *whispers* Well, I'm a pleasure seller, if you ever need anything....
[Brannan] A pleasure seller? Do you sell food?
[Brannan] *grins*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Your companions must be in perpetual fits of giggles
[Brannan] Do ya know.. they usually cast me withering looks and look embarassed
[Misnaefus] Perhaps they are too dull to understand you?
[Brannan] Perhaps, perhaps.
[Misnaefus] Well, my name is Misnaefus, of No Clan. If you ever need some pleasure, let me know. I can often be found in Khemi. And will be in the Tesso Inn tomorrow.
[Brannan] Freelance eh?
[Gwalchgwn] Sounds good.
[Misnaefus] Not free, 10 copper. Will you be in attendance tomorrow?
[Brannan] I bet the sisterhood around about don't like that..
[Brannan] 10 copper? my my
[Gwalchgwn] I'll probably be there lass.
[Misnaefus] The sisterhood?
[Brannan] Dark Desires? Perhaps? The lesbian commune. *laughs*
[Gwalchgwn] Ya the rug munchers.
[Misnaefus] Ahh... The local courtesans... One of their leaders pretends to dislike me, but she misunderstands me. She does not understand that I am no threat to them.
[Brannan] I see..
[Misnaefus] Do you two enjoy the company of these so called rug munchers?
[Gwalchgwn] Meh, they pretend to dislike me too *winks*
[Brannan] nah, we're persona-non-grata
[Misnaefus] *giggles* I hear that hardenned warriors are not welcome at their beach party...
[Brannan] There's a beach party? Interesting..
[Gwalchgwn] Ya
[Gwalchgwn] I was invited
[Gwalchgwn] Then told I wasn't.
[Gwalchgwn] *shrugs*
[Brannan] They're all lesbians anyhow.
[Gwalchgwn] Meh, not really my choice of drink anyway.
[Brannan] "Whores" ... well..
[Gwalchgwn] I dun want to see other men comming.
[Misnaefus] Alas I am not in favour with their leaders, so I shall not be attending either, though my cousin wants to enter the beauty pageant.
[Gwalchgwn] who's ya cousin?
[Misnaefus] A girl with long dark hair, slim hips, large breasts, and a winning smile
[Gwalchgwn] sounds like my kinda girl.
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Misnaefus] Anyway, I must go to my appointment, but look forward to seeing the two of you tomorrow at the inn
[Misnaefus] *waves*
[Gwalchgwn] *Nods* Take care lass.