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Saturday, 11 July 2009

Selling Someone Else



I had a confusing chat with a Bear Shaman who tried to sell a passerby to me.

[Misnaefus] *looks at Moanador*
[Moanodor] *waves to Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] Hail! Are you a tumbler?
[Moanodor] Hello, No i am not
[Misnaefus] You run around like a tumbler.
[Moanodor] I'v never noticed
[Misnaefus] I need a fellow lady's view on something...
[Moanodor] ok.
[Misnaefus] If my betrothed gives and receives pleasure from another man, does that count as cheating?
[Moanodor] Depends on what thay do.
[Misnaefus] *blishes* Well, erm....
[Minhokas] ((zayer noob))
[Moanodor] *smile*
[Misnaefus] The men believe that they know best how to bring pleasure to each other
[Misnaefus] *whispers quietly* Using their mouths
[Moanodor] Ahh, i know what you mean *smile*
[Moanodor] Yes i'd class that as cheating
[Misnaefus] *looks around, hoping the Menfyt guards aren't watching*
[Misnaefus] Yes, I thought it was cheating too. But my betrothed and his fellow warriors believe otherwise. I despair!
[Moanodor] *Hugs Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] *sobs a little less*
[Misnaefus] I must find a way to make him see my view.
[Moanodor] Revenge ?
[Misnaefus] *grins grimly* No, just a little teasing.
[Misnaefus] Perhaps I shall find a lady to make him jealous with?
[Moanodor] Ah yes the best why.
[Moanodor] i'm sorry, i can't im allredy taken.
[Misnaefus] *giggles* I wasn't implying anything!
[Moanodor] *blush* ow sorry my fult.
[Misnaefus] I hear that anything can be purchased in the souk here?
[Moanodor] Yes, Anything people dont want or need cash thay will sell on the Souk just up there
[Misnaefus] Well, I wasn't hoping to find junk, I was hoping to buy a, erm, friend.
[Moanodor] Dont know if thay Sell here relly.
[Moanodor] Ow wait
[Moanodor] Minhokas come here
[Moanodor] *shout* Minhokas come here
[Moanodor] Misnaefus here is the person you are lookign for Minhokas.
[Minhokas] *She gently combs her own dark, aquilonian hairs with her's hand, at once taking a look at two cimmerian ladies before her with her dark-brown, young eyes*
[Minhokas] Hm? *Her face frowns slighty, she seems confused*
[Misnaefus] *blushes* Erm, I need to hire a friend.
[Moanodor] You can have this "friend" for around 20s
[Minhokas] W-what, excause me?
[Misnaefus] *raises eyebrow at Moanodor* Are you a seller of flesh?
[Minhokas] You can't hire me... you need to ask my master for it...
[Minhokas] I'm a slave!
[Misnaefus] And he is?
[Minhokas] H-He's my master...
[Minhokas] What do you want?...
[Moanodor] his my slave
[Minhokas] You're lieing...
[Moanodor] Would you like him for 20s ?
[Misnaefus] What is your master's name? I need a female friend to bring envy into my betrothed's heart
[Minhokas] Bathomet...
[Minhokas] the mage of Djeba's priesthood, and who you would be?
[Misnaefus] *looks at Moanodor* He? I was not aware that we were discussing the sale of men?
[Minhokas] I'm a woman... and what are you talking about?
[Misnaefus] *looks at Minhokas* Apologies, but Moanodor was discussing the sale of a male for 20s. I am rather confused.
[Minhokas] I have no idea how you know my name... *She points at cimmerian wielding the huge hammer*
[Minhokas] I'm owned by someone...
[Minhokas] and won't be selled
[Moanodor] Hmmm
[Minhokas] untill my master and Priestess Soridariws approve
[Minhokas] Soridaris*))
[Moanodor] Sorry Minhokas i mixed you up with some one eles... Sorry.
[Minhokas] or probably any other Damas-Marat
[Misnaefus] I was merely talking of hiring, but I shall seek out Bathomet and Soridaris.
[Moanodor] He is one of the new Stock.
[Misnaefus] Who is of new stock?
[Moanodor] Minhokas
[Moanodor] That person we jsut met
[Misnaefus] Do you refer to ladies as "he" in your clan?
[Moanodor] That "he" is not in my clan, i mixed him up with some one eles.
[Misnaefus] Ahhh...
[Misnaefus] I should go and do my shopping now. I shall see you later my friend. I am called Misnaefus of No Clan.

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