The Expensive And Skilled Whore

Teatime and I travelled back to Khemi.

Upon our arrival, we saw two beautiful Stygian ladies on the docks. I attempted to strike up a conversation, only to find that my reputation had preceeded me.

One of the ladies appeared to be a mistress of whores, and threatened me most aggressively. She did not understand that as an aging, well abused whore and former slave, I was no threat to her business. Nor that my frequent tithes to Set would protect me from implied violence.

[Misnaefus] *smiles at the two ladies*
[Cyhl] *SMiles abck*
[Makayla] *glares at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] *looks at Cyhl*I think Whitepatch likes you
[Cyhl] Does he? or she?
[Misnaefus] It's a she. She sees the true character beneath a person's outer skin.
[Makayla] Interesting but it is time to move along now for you now
[Cyhl] Does she? And when one has mutli layers?
[Misnaefus] She's a loving beast, and therefore sees the brightest layer.
[Cyhl] I see.
[Misnaefus] I think I've seen you around Khemi. Do you know the streets well?
[Cyhl] Where do you want to go
[Makayla] Somewhere far away hopefully...
[Misnaefus] I seek red blooded men.
[Cyhl] Red blooded men?
[Misnaefus] Men who... erm... seek a lady's company?
[Makayla] *smirks* Yep, I heard that your request was denied by Imoteph...
[Misnaefus] *blushes* Are people gossiping about me?
[Makayla] Yes, I know enough to call you a cheap and inferior competition whore
[Cyhl] *Looks confused*
[Misnaefus] I know I am old, but Set gave me a quest, and I must fulfil it.
[Makayla] Set gave you the quest to whore? Right!
[Misnaefus] You appear to already know my tale, so why do you question me of it?
[Makayla] I don't. I call it stupid rubbish and you I call weird
[Misnaefus] Set came to me in a dream. If it was rubbish, as you say, then I would still be a slave.
[Teatime] *whispers* dat ass
[Makayla] Oh right, you probably got a blow to the head by your master or mistress and then left back unconscious since he or she wanted to get rid of you...
[Teatime] *they dont see me hihi*
[Misnaefus] *sobs* I received many blows. But they did not release me until Set cursed their business and comdemned them to poverty.
[Makayla] The prophet didn't buy it, I don't and nobody else ever will so go figure and rest assured I will keep an eye on you if you should dare to offer your services here in Khemi
[Misnaefus] I spoke to Montaya, and he had no objections to my work.
[Makayla] That doesn't matter to me. The business here is in our hands and I intend to make sure it stays like that using whatever means that are necessary
[Misnaefus] I work within the law, and with the blessing of Set. I make frequent tithes to the temple. So Set will watch over me.
[Makayla] *smirks* Set may do a lot but he certainly won't watch a cheap whore like you that even lacks any talent or skill
[Misnaefus] I make no false claims. I am but a humble servant of Set. And I know that my loyal service will be rewarded, despite my inadequacies.
[Teatime] when is this boat leaving?
[Teatime] oh hi
[Cyhl] In a minute I think
[Teatime] dance for me ladies
[Makayla] I dare argueing that. Just remember my words...offer your services here and you will face issues. The business here is in our hand and we have powerful friends in the clergy
[Makayla] So I suggest you head back to the hole you crawled out of instead
[Cyhl] Err no sorry sir but not now
[Misnaefus] I tithe the clergy. And surely my humble skills are no match for your courtesans. We service different men, so I am no threat to you.
[Makayla] You are a shame to the profession though. But I won't waste any more breath on you. You know what you have to know
[Misnaefus] May Set watch over you noble lady.
[Makayla] Yeah...right...