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Friday, 31 July 2009

Dranoth Hires Me!

Lord Dranoth has given me a trial, to work as dancer, poet and masseuse at the Happy Hyrkanian Inn on Monday. He insists that I don't give happy ending massages on the roof though.

He was also talking to my evil doppleganger when I met him, but she ignored me.

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Archery, Girl Frightenned of Horse, A Suicidal Priest

I was giving my horse, Whitepatch, a stroll in Khemi, when I saw a girl standing in the shadow of a large warehouse on the dock. I tried openning up a conversation with her, but she ran off when told her that Whitepatch didn't like having his bum sniffed by bear shamans.

Gwalchgwn was near, so I went and said hello to him. He helped me escape from a guard that was chasing me. And gave me some archery tips, though I was soon distracted by a brother wolf who required aid.

Later on I met Vakz, a suicidal Stygian Priest, who was standing in the middle of the street waiting to get run over by a wagon. Like Montaya, he liked snakes. We were soon joined by Anathae, a strange Stygian lass, who also liked snakes. What a strange people.

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Vakz*
[Vakz] *nods politely*
[Misnaefus] If you aren't careful, a passing wagon might run you over.
[Vakz] *chuckles* if such a thing can happen to a priest in this fair city then certainly my day would have gone terrible wrong
[Misnaefus] There are ignorant foreigners in this port.
[Misnaefus] See!
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Vakz] *laughs*
[Vakz] so who might you be miss?
[Misnaefus] Is there a philosophical reason for standing here? Are you trying to understand the common man by letting them brush you?
[Misnaefus] I am misnaufus, of no clan
[Vakz] no not exactly I was merely distracted contemplating various mysteries I am sure you know how that can be
[Vakz] pleased to meet you Misnaefus, I am Vakzihetep but call me Vakz everyone does
[Misnaefus] Are you a local here?
[Vakz] *nods* I suppose so if I can be called a local to anywhere I travel into the wilds often seeking artifacts and scriptures of ancient lore
[Vakz] what of you? someone of such a fair complexion surely does not reside here?
[Misnaefus] I was brought up here. And now seek to work for Set, earn a living, and maybe find adventure.
[Vakz] ah well these are dangerous streets for the unwary adventure is never far away if you seek it, or if it seeks you
[Misnaefus] These streets? The cobra's are cute.
[Misnaefus] *pats the King Cobra on the head*
[Vakz] so long as you do not stand upon them
[Misnaefus] In foreign lands, they say that these cobra's prey on locals at night. But I have yet to see it happen.
[Vakz] an ancient Stygian blessing is "may Set guide your steps but keep one eye upon the floor"
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Optimistic. And probably wise. Have you seen the great red snake north of here?
[Vakz] some of the snakes will take an inquisitive or careless child now and then an adult would have to be given to one or very weak to fall prey easily
[Vakz] mmmmm not recently would you care to show me?
[Misnaefus] I'd rather not. It's terryfing. I was just wondering whether or not you find it as beautiful as other priests do.
[Vakz] beautiful? not a word I would use, I respect the serpents of course but I do not admire them
[Misnaefus] *giggles, looking Vakz up and down* You are quite different to some of your brothers.
[Vakz] *chuckles and smiles* oh?
[Misnaefus] I've met Priests who adore that great serpent. Lord Montaya wanted me to strip naked and pose next to it.
[Vakz] he did? well perhaps he had an ulterior motive for wanting you naked...*smirks playfully*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Surely you jest, I am rather old for that kind of thing. And Montaya is twice my age!
[Vakz] well do not judge a stygian man just by his age, perhaps he still has fire in his blood *looks Misnaefus up and down*
[Misnaefus] *Misnaefus glances at Vakz, with her soft yellow eyes that can't have seen 20 summers* I judge him by his peers too. When I enquired into his interests, she just said "But He's just so old"
[Vakz] so old? he is still spending time with young women he cannot feel that old
[Misnaefus] *looks up in surprise* Young women? Am I not the only... erm... *stutters and looks confused*
[Vakz] oh er perhaps I have spoken out of turn
[Misnaefus] *eyes harden* Well, he is always telling me how disinterested he is, and how he won't judge me. He's probably trying to get me chasing him. And here I am thinking about him......
[Vakz] well it seems his plan is working *chuckles again*
[Misnaefus] So... do you have many ladies in your life?
[Anathae] hm...
[Vakz] in fact I do and one I cherish but unfortunately she loves another
[Misnaefus] *looks down in sadness* A sad tale. Are you going to do something to win her heart?
[Vakz] I have done so, she tells me that our moments together are like no other but she cannot give me her heart for it would break her vows
[Vakz] but who can say what the future might hold and bring
[Misnaefus] She's betrothed?
[Vakz] not exactly more wedded to Derketo
[Misnaefus] The Whore of Set! I'm never quite sure what to make of her.
[Vakz] *laughs*
[Misnaefus] Well, she is Set's whore. But then why does Montaya disapprove of whores?
[Misnaefus] *blushes* Oops
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Minhokas*
[Vakz] perhaps he dislikes paying for them
[Vakz] *turns noticing Minhokas and smiles*
[Misnaefus] I do not think it is that. His first words to me were "You are suitably dressed".
[Minhokas] *glances at them carefully and curiously at time... with bright frown on her face...*
[Vakz] *peers at Minhokas curiously*
[Misnaefus] *licks her lips, as she admires the play of light on Monhokas's skin*
[Minhokas] ... *looks in between them carefully, up and down each of 'em... without any special expression on her's face, just slight frown*
[Vakz] can we help you sister?
[Minhokas] "sister?" ... No, thank you sir... *speaks low with rough but sweet and young voice*
[Vakz] a term since I do not know your name, share it with us?
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Minhokas, why are you being so shy! Has this man captured your tongue?
[Minhokas] There's no need of it sir, is there anything i can help with? *smirks slighty, light frown can be noticed on her's face*
[Minhokas] Pff, not shy at all...
[Misnaefus] *looks at Minhokas* what is wrong? You left the inn rather suddenly the other day?
[Vakz] help me with? I do not think so unless you had something specific in mind?
[Minhokas] Not really on my mind, sir... *coughs slighty* Too many naked people was there other night... *nods*
[Vakz] *raises an eyebrow*
[Misnaefus] *raises an eyebrow at Minhokas' comment and giggles*
[Vakz] when? where? and how come I was not invited? *laughs*
[Minhokas] *smiles slighty* Few days ago in Serpent's Inn.
[Misnaefus] They were common ladies of the street. You would not have wanted to be associated with them. Even I was appalled.
[Vakz] truly that bad?
[Misnaefus] *blushes as she speaks* They danced naked on the tables, kick food and goblets of wine all over, while their red robed men clapped to the music.
[Misnaefus] *winks at Cyhl*
[Vakz] that does not sound as though they were skilled dancers
[Vakz] *frowns slightly*
[Misnaefus] A skilled dancer does not walk in undressed. She removes her silks over 10 turns of a glass.
[Misnaefus] And rolling around in the food just made them look like dressed hogs waiting for the oven.
[Vakz] still wish I had been there at least to be able to throw scorn at them
[Minhokas] ...yeah
[Misnaefus] Where does the Set Priesthood stand on issues of the flesh? I have yet to understand the matter comprehensively....
[Vakz] well there are two thoughts about that really
[Vakz] the first is that priests are supposed to hold themselves aloof from the flesh of the commoners
[Vakz] the second is you cannot stop a man with lust in his heart *smirks*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* truly wise words suitable for all!
[Misnaefus] For those of the first school of thought, if they must be aloof from commoners, what about courtesans?
[Vakz] hmmmmmm
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Anathae*
[Anathae] What a nice snake!
[Vakz] well that would depend on the courtesan
[Vakz] *smiles at Anathae* you like the snakes of Khemi sister?
[Anathae] Well, isnt possible to dont like them, brother.
[Vakz] we kind of were talking abuot that earlier
[Anathae] They are like... like... rabbits.
[Vakz] not everyone adores the local serpents
[Anathae] Cimmerians don't understand them... I think they also don't understand what is beauty.
[Misnaefus] Would priests of Set be able to have relations with courtesans wearing grey strippy outfits?
[Vakz] *peers at Misnaefus* are you asking me? if I would or?
[Vakz] Cimmerians and beauty? they understand a good looking piece of livestock
[Misnaefus] I am seeking the view of the priesthood
[Anathae] *Caress Serpents*
[Vakz] I am sure it would depend on the priest and the courtesan in question
[Vakz] it seems you really do like the serpents, what is your name?
[Misnaefus] *shakes her head* I really should stop thinking about him.
[Anathae] My name? I'm Anathae *Smiles lightly to Vakz* and how they call you, brother?
[Vakz] perhaps you need a drink to help you think about something else
[Misnaefus] *looks at Vakz* Can your healers provide potions to clear thoughts?
[Vakz] I am Vakzihetep but call me Vakz *smiles*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Anathae* Nice to met you Anathae, I and Misnaefus, of No Clan.
[Anathae] Cimmerian without Clan? *shocked*
[Vakz] as for potions to make you forget? our healers perhaps not but I am sure some of the potion dealers can make you something so you do not mind remembering
[Misnaefus] *with sadness on her face, speaks to Anatae* I was brought up as a slave, here in Khemi. And so I have no family. I therefore carve out what happiness I can in this port, as it is my home.
[Vakz] you were a slave?
[Misnaefus] Yes, I was a slave for fifteen summers.
[Vakz] you did not tell me that
[Misnaefus] *hangs head in shame*
[Anathae] My friend told me once... that you dont need born in Clan to be part of it...
[Misnaefus] Perhaps you are right Anathae, but I do not know how I might trace my origins.
[Vakz] hrmmmm perhaps by dint of actions you can become part of a clan
[Misnaefus] They accept people who are not of their blood?
[Anathae] I think for sure not in Khemi, unless you want sacrifice yourself for Set and become Priestess.
[Vakz] but not having such an affiliation is not always a bad thing it leaves you free to make decisions for yourself, especially in a young woman wanting to seek adventure
[Misnaefus] Perhaps, but families provide security and love....
[Anathae] Same as Set... *smiles*
[Vakz] and is that what you are seeking Misnaefus?
[Misnaefus] Seeking? What do you mean?
[Vakz] you told me you were seeking adventure
[Misnaefus] Yes, adventure, fame and glory to Set.
[Vakz] you did not mention security or love? *looks at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] That is for when I am old. Must a girl list every one of her hearts desires?
[Vakz] I suppose not
[Vakz] *gazes at Anathae* so what brings you to Khemi this evening?
[Misnaefus] *looks at the two of them* You two would make a great couple.
[Anathae] *smiles* I just live here...
[Vakz] *chokes and blinks* oh really?...!
[Misnaefus] *looks at the sun* Alas I have an appointment, and must be off. See you soon my friends!
[Misnaefus] *giggles and waves*
[Vakz] it has been a pleasure meeting you, perhaps another time we can share a drink
[Misnaefus] yes, I look forward to it. bye!

Monday, 20 July 2009

A Witty Wit

I met two strapping young men, one with an interesting wit. I hope to see more of them at the Tess Inn tomorrow.

[Misnaefus] *smiles*
[Gwalchgwn] Ello
[Brannan] Hello there lass
[Gwalchgwn] Do I know ya?
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Not yet
[Gwalchgwn] Well that's a good beginning.
[Misnaefus] The two of you have a lot of swagger in your step. I'll bet the ladies love that.
[Gwalchgwn] *shrugs* Some do, some prefer the cause of the swagger.
[Brannan] Ah come now, no girl's ever kissed you because you had piles..
[Brannan] *grins*
[Misnaefus] *eyes Gwal's bare chest,* The sun must burn.
[Gwalchgwn] Ya get used to it
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Men always say that, before the sun stroke gets them.
[Gwalchgwn] Good thing is going down soon eh?
[Brannan] Going down soon? I wish. *winks*
[Misnaefus] Yes, you must be blessed by the luck of the gods.
[Misnaefus] *smirks at Brannan* I can see you're the witty one.
[Brannan] Well, y'kno..
[Brannan] I've been around a fair while.
[Gwalchgwn] Aye, he's tha old one.
[Gwalchgwn] I'm still in me peak.
[Brannan] *laughs*
[Misnaefus] *whispers* Well, I'm a pleasure seller, if you ever need anything....
[Brannan] A pleasure seller? Do you sell food?
[Brannan] *grins*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Your companions must be in perpetual fits of giggles
[Brannan] Do ya know.. they usually cast me withering looks and look embarassed
[Misnaefus] Perhaps they are too dull to understand you?
[Brannan] Perhaps, perhaps.
[Misnaefus] Well, my name is Misnaefus, of No Clan. If you ever need some pleasure, let me know. I can often be found in Khemi. And will be in the Tesso Inn tomorrow.
[Brannan] Freelance eh?
[Gwalchgwn] Sounds good.
[Misnaefus] Not free, 10 copper. Will you be in attendance tomorrow?
[Brannan] I bet the sisterhood around about don't like that..
[Brannan] 10 copper? my my
[Gwalchgwn] I'll probably be there lass.
[Misnaefus] The sisterhood?
[Brannan] Dark Desires? Perhaps? The lesbian commune. *laughs*
[Gwalchgwn] Ya the rug munchers.
[Misnaefus] Ahh... The local courtesans... One of their leaders pretends to dislike me, but she misunderstands me. She does not understand that I am no threat to them.
[Brannan] I see..
[Misnaefus] Do you two enjoy the company of these so called rug munchers?
[Gwalchgwn] Meh, they pretend to dislike me too *winks*
[Brannan] nah, we're persona-non-grata
[Misnaefus] *giggles* I hear that hardenned warriors are not welcome at their beach party...
[Brannan] There's a beach party? Interesting..
[Gwalchgwn] Ya
[Gwalchgwn] I was invited
[Gwalchgwn] Then told I wasn't.
[Gwalchgwn] *shrugs*
[Brannan] They're all lesbians anyhow.
[Gwalchgwn] Meh, not really my choice of drink anyway.
[Brannan] "Whores" ... well..
[Gwalchgwn] I dun want to see other men comming.
[Misnaefus] Alas I am not in favour with their leaders, so I shall not be attending either, though my cousin wants to enter the beauty pageant.
[Gwalchgwn] who's ya cousin?
[Misnaefus] A girl with long dark hair, slim hips, large breasts, and a winning smile
[Gwalchgwn] sounds like my kinda girl.
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Misnaefus] Anyway, I must go to my appointment, but look forward to seeing the two of you tomorrow at the inn
[Misnaefus] *waves*
[Gwalchgwn] *Nods* Take care lass.

Telling The Prophet Of My New Job

I chastised Assan for previously bruising my arms. He barely remembered at first. What a rough barbarian. Though I did find his strength alluring.

Next I told the Prophet about my new job. But he did not seem very impressed.

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Assan*
[Imoteph] Hmm.
[Assan] *looks to the woman and nods *
[Misnaefus] Had enough of dragging women around?
[Assan] pardon me?
[Leira] Well no need to judge a man by his aquaintances
[Imoteph] *looks at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] Last time we met, you dragged me by the hand across the street.
[Leira] *Raisess a brow at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Imotep*
[Assan] *looks to leira* my instinct tells me not to trust him, it never failed me so far
[Imoteph] 'smiles back*
[Assan] what women you refered to lady?
[Kazir] *Unties a small bag from his belt and puts it down on the ground in front of him, then picks up a small nut and stuffs it in his mouth.* Mmh.
[Misnaefus] *looks at Assan, and points to her right* YOu grabbed my arm rather strongly yesteday. Do you now recall?
[Assan] *thinks a while * i did so many things yesterday actualy
[Imoteph] *glances over his shoulder and spots Kazir, looks at him*
[Kazir] *Looks another way while eating another nut.*
[Imoteph] *looks back at Assan*
[Misnaefus] I guess pulling ladies around must be a normal habit for you.
[Assan] *looks to imoteph and waits*
[Imoteph] Are you implying that Assan here did something wrong lady?
[Misnaefus] He did his duty to you. But a little courtesy would have been appreciated.
[Imoteph] What happened then?
[Kazir] *picks up another nut from his bag and stuffs it in his mouth.*
[Assan] when it comes to the safty of our beloved prophet....*stops in the middle of his phrase*
[Misnaefus] It was yesterday, as you were discussing politics with some important warriors over there
[Misnaefus] I just happened to be there, and he pulled me away like a piece of rubbish!
[Assan] when i introduced you to general elithrar and the high priest on those steps, she was standing in between you both, i pulled her out of it, maybe a bit rougher than i tended to be
[Imoteph] I think Assan is just careful about me, and I am sure it was all a misstake.
[Imoteph] Pulling you so hard I mean...*smiles*
[Assan] *looks gracefull to imoteph*
[Assan] thank you my prophet
[Kazir] *Picks up another nut.*
[Leira] *Gives Misnaefus a closer glance* Mm, say, I think I saw you speak with some of the Menfyt in the past, no? Something about offering your trade for Set?
[Misnaefus] Perhaps, it is good to see a man with a strong sense of duty, but the powerful should be wary of their strenght as it can harm the innocent.
[Misnaefus] *looks at Leira* Yes, I sell ... services.. and tithe the profits to Set.
[Ursinae] *with low voice* seems like everything is in order*
[Skudda] *Bows as deep as her stomach allowes it*
[Leira] Oh.. Oh! I see
[Imoteph] So you are a prostitute in Sets name?
[Skudda] *Glances at the group before leaving*
[Imoteph] ((afk quickly))
[Assan] see what leira?
[Misnaefus] Not exactly, but I do my best to tithe him. Recently, though, I have also found employ as a maid and bodyguard.
[Leira] All three in one? In the services of the same patron?
[Misnaefus] The latter two are not in his name, but allow me to tithe him
[Leira] Oh I mean, the same client?
[Imoteph] ((back
[Kazir] *Stuffs a nother nut in his mouth, seemingly interested in the people passing by.*
[Misnaefus] Oh, no... My mistress hired me as a personal servant. BUt also needs protection while travelling. She's a wealthy merchant. But in between, I serve men.
[Assan] *listens intentionly*
[Imoteph] And you misstress dont mind your...part-time work with men?
[Misnaefus] *blushes* I have only recently been employed, and the matter has not arisen.
[Assan] who is your misstress?
[Imoteph] Why this urge to serve men?
[Leira] It does sound exhausting, working three jobs. Requires a dedicated person to manage that
[Misnaefus] The lady Serella.
[Misnaefus] Yes, the work is tiring. But I find it rewarding, and enjoy nothing more than know that what I do serves Set.
[Assan] lady serella?
[Misnaefus] Yes, Lady Serella, do you know her?
[Imoteph] How does this serve Set you think? In what way?
[Kazir] *turns his bag upside down, frowning at the lack of nuts.*
[Misnaefus] This all serves Set, as I tithe my income to the temple.
[Leira] Ah, the former slave of a slave, greetings... Have you been accepted to the Menfyt in the end?
[Gaius] Greetings, my Lord...
[Imoteph] *nods to Gaius*
[Assan] *nods to gaius*
[Gaius] Aye, else I'll be in trouble wearing the uniform. *smiles slightly*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Gaius while curling her hair around her finger*
[Assan] *assan looks confused*
[Imoteph] Well you sound very devoted lady
[Misnaefus] I thank you for your kind words, my prophet
[Assan] you work as a prostitue for lady serella?
[Assan] *looks quick to imoteph to see if he didn't crossed the line*
[Leira] She works as a maid and bodyguard for lady Serella, and on the side she has a third job, if I understood right
[Misnaefus] *looks at Assan* No, I am merely her maid. I help her to wash, dress, carry her personal affects, and watch over her.
[Misnaefus] Is it so bad to work three jobs?
[Assan] *grumbles in himself* and she was against women slave work...
[Misnaefus] I am no slave. I work freely.
[Assan] no...slave?
[Assan] last you told me that you were a slave, but throw out by your master, that diesn't makes you a free woman
[Assan] doesn't*
[Misnaefus] He renounced ownership of me. He was too poor to feed me.
[Imoteph] *looks at Assan and then to the lady*
[Assan] than your master was a weak one
[Misnaefus] Yes. He did not like older women, as they grew strong.
[Assan] why did he throw you out, i would have sold you
[Assan] seems more logical for me
[Imoteph] Mmm it does...
[Imoteph] *looks at Ephemera*
[Misnaefus] Does a poor man think clearly? I was told I was too old to be worth anything. And I guess too weak to sell me for horse glue.
[Ephemera] *returns the gaze steadily*
[Imoteph] Excuse me lady..

Man Hunting with Minhokas

I was with my friend Minhokas in the Serpent's Head, and we were trying to find clients. Alas we found some unmodest dancers who already have there clothes off. Fortunately I still managed to make 20 coppers.

[Misnaefus] *smles at Mirania and Hakk*
[Mirania] *she glances up as the woman stops before them*
[Hakk] *he blushes and looks up, nodding politely to the woman*
[Minhokas] *glances at two siting people and the cimmerian bow-lady in front of her with her's dark-brown, aquilonian eyes*
[Misnaefus] Hello. I am a dancer and masseuse here. Would you like to be entertained?
[Misnaefus] *looks over her shoulder at Minhokas and smiles*
[Misnaefus] Good day fair lady. I am the local entertainment. Would you like a dance, massage, or something more intimate?
[Minhokas] *coughs slighty* Are you drunk lady?
[Misnaefus] No, are my cheeks flushed?
[Minhokas] *shakes her head* Not really
[Misnaefus] Then why would you call me drunk? Can a girl not make an honest living here?
[Minhokas] I dont know of law lady, i'm just checking if everything is fine arround... *nods a bit, speaks with low, sweet voice*
[Misnaefus] WEll, if you're not here for entertainment, what are you here for?
[Grimgaard] True that, we never were very nice people *laughs*
[Minhokas] Duty, lady. *nods*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Minhokas* I need a lady's opinion.... Would i look more alluring with or without this warbow on my back?
[Minhokas] *shrugs* I dont know ma'am... with a bow you looks like an pure cimmerian... *nods while speaking*
[Misnaefus] Hmmm... I guess I need to see what my clients enjoy. Many refer to me as the girl with the bow on her back.
[Misnaefus] *takes her bow off her back, and leans it against the wall*
[Minhokas] *smiles at Mis sweetly, nodding toward her*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Roufina*
[Misnaefus] You have a good taste in clothing M'Lady
[Minhokas] Ehm...
[Misnaefus] Do you know those ladies?
[Minhokas] No
[Mirania] Here... let me help you.. *she helps him trace the shapes of her name then releases him after going through them twice, holding her hand over his*
[Mirania] *she leans close and smiles encouragement at him*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at the group at the table* Good day.
[Liquid] hey
[Lamda] Good day
[Misnaefus] Are you having a good evening?
[Roufiana] hello
[Apollonas] hi
[Lamda] he have plenty of time and money
[Skudda] ´Sort of, yes.
[Lamda] wealth and healt
[Lamda] *health
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Well, if you're looking to spend it, I can provide dancing, massages, or other pleasures
[Lamda] you want to sit down with us stranger?
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Lambda* I could sit, or I could dance, which would you prefer?
[Lamda] as you can see we have already our whores
[Lamda] but we are three
[Misnaefus] I count four.
[Lamda] nice
[Lamda] but as you can see we have a specific taste about dressing
[Lamda] for our girls
[Misnaefus] *looks around at the girls* Effective perhaps, but not very seductive???
[Lamda] dance Roufiana
[Lamda] nice and relaxing
[Apollonas] i SAD DANCE
[Lamda] what about your friend
[Roufiana] yes master
[Lamda] she is very silent
[Misnaefus] Would you like me to dance with her?
[Skudda] *Tries to get to her feet, but fails horribly - not managing to get the weight right.*
[Liquid] *i love lamda....is kind boss*
[Apollonas] at what price?
[Minhokas] *coughs at Lamda, glancing arround the group of people*
[Lamda] offcourse...
[Misnaefus] My friend is intimidated by your good looks.
[Lamda] you like her?
[Misnaefus] *glancing at Roufiana* Your friend is gorgeous, but would you like me to dance with her?
[Lamda] well?
[Apollonas] if you like dance for us.....
[Ursinae] I mention them all in my prayers to the Spirits
[Misnaefus] *whispers softly* Sure. I'll dance. Please note that a tithe of 10 coppers is required. It will be donated to Set.
[Misnaefus] *jumps onto the table, and straightens her clothes*
[Misnaefus] *accepts the coppers*
[Lamda] not like this please
[Lamda] take off your clothes
[Apollonas] thats ok slowly and sexy
[Misnaefus] *smiles.* of course, M'Lord.
[Misnaefus] *reachers behind her back, and slowly removes her top
[Apollonas] i like you girl.......
[Misnaefus] *SMILES at Apollonase, toying with her hair*
[Apollonas] red head sexy..
[Apollonas] OUOUUOOUOUOUOUUAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Misnaefus] *reaches down and removes her leggings, throwing them into Apollonas's face* Smell that scent!
[Drekinha] *coughs in amusment trying to stop giggling covering her own mouth* Umm, and what the fuck is that?
[Lamda] i want more girl
[Misnaefus] And now for the cimerian dance....
[Liquid] speka with my boss
[Apollonas] HEY put away and tha other clothes
[Liquid] lamda!!
[Apollonas] i want to see your ass
[Lamda] *looks at Drekinha* you don't like girl?
[Drekinha] i got someone already.
[Lamda] maybe a nice group?
[Lamda] the girl here also enjoys women
[Apollonas] if you wand go to lamda to do sexy things i pay you 30 c
[Drekinha] *giggles, covering her's own lips... placing her both hands at tip of her's hood taking it off*
[Misnaefus] 30 coppers is too generous. 10 coppers....
[Lamda] i can arrange you three
[Alezha] (Low) Whos him..?.. He reminds me of a drunkard...
[Alezha] *snickers at Drekinha.*
[Drekinha] (Low back to Ale) He's probably...
[Lamda] i want only to watch
[Liquid] you prefer girls....!!yeaa
[Alezha] *slowly going behind Drekinha..*
[Apollonas] go to dance with drakinha
[Lamda] maybe both?
[Drekinha] Well its not depends of me...
[Drekinha] *Takes Ale's hand*
[Misnaefus] Would you like me to dance, or seduce Lambda?
[Alezha] *Smiles warmly at Drekinha as her hand is grabbed..*
[Apollonas] seduce lamda
[Misnaefus] *holds out her palm*
[Grimgaard] *sighs relaxed and sips the ale*
[Lamda] i have no chance to watch that miracle?
[Misnaefus] 10
[Lamda] a group of four young beautifull ladies?
[Drekinha] *giggles nodding toward him* Indeed, young...
[Misnaefus] *places a hand on Lamda's back, and slowly moves it downwards ina a caress*
[Alezha] *makes out a long snore like sound.. slowly glances around..*
[Ursinae] He has gathered alot of people, ended several feuds and wars. He is the voice of Set, his chosen desiple if you want to call it that
[Drekinha] *smirks slighty, glancing arround the surrounding her people, unsure what to say and whats going on*
[Lamda] come on ladies...i know you like it
[Alezha] What the hell are they moving around for..?
[Misnaefus] *places a hand on lambda's chest, and gazes into his eyes* you have firm muscles beneath these unflattering robes
[Drekinha] I feel more than watched...
[Ursinae] *smiles as he sees skudda again*
[Skudda] Some air didnt help..
[Ursinae] not feeling well love?
[Misnaefus] *reaches down to Lamda's groin, to give it the lightest of caresses* You don't seem to excited now....
[Skudda] I feel heavy.. now i know what a packhorse must be feeling like.
[Alezha] *Rolls her eyes.. Leaning closer towards Drekinha and gives her a kiss on her cheek.*
[Liquid] come on drekhnha!!!!!dance with me....
[Lamda] i am so excited my lady but as you can see i am trying to do something better
[Drekinha] *smiles warmly, wraping her right hand arround Alezha's hip*
[Lamda] you want to join with the other girls?
[Misnaefus] *makes a grab for Lamda's groin* What can be better than this?
[Drekinha] I'm not sure if i can dance...
[Alezha] *smirks slightly at Drekinha.*
[Apollonas] misnaefus your are free to go if you like....
[Liquid] take you cloths...and follow your feels** ;)
[Ursinae] *offers Skudda his hand to help her sit down*
[Lamda] *looking at Misnaefus* a group of young pretty ladies
[Arrinus] Is there a new bar? *Crosses his arms over his chest*
[Misnaefus] *looks at Apollonas* Apologies, but he doesn't appear to like red heads.
[Skudda] Whats going on? *SHe glances between the men and lets Ursinae help her to sit*
[Grimgaard] There's naked women all over the place..!
[Apollonas] its ok you are free to go
[Arrinus] *Peers at the naked woman, eyeing her for a brief moment*
[Lamda] i would appreciate if we had more naked women
[Alezha] *Whipsers quietly to Drekinha..*
[Apollonas] thnx fot the kiss cu tomorow here
[Drekinha] *tightens her hand arround Ale's hip, more embrancing her than just holding*
[Arrinus] Yes, you would like that would you..Mister "virgin-blood"
[Misnaefus] *gives apollonas a light kiss on the cheek* Well, if you need me on another day, please let me know. I shall be providing masssages in Tesso on Monday.
[Skudda] *Rolls her eyes* Happy you came with me to Khemi yet Grimmy?
[Ursinae] we are just talking about Stygian habbits
[Grimgaard] Hah! i would be naked to if i was less sober, i can't see how anyone can be dressed in this land
[Drekinha] *whispers back gently with sweet low voice to Ale*
[Arrinus] *Shakes his head* I need a drink.
[Alezha] *leaning heavly against Drekinha.. smiling warmly at her..*
[Lamda] maybe you would feel more confortable if we go upstairs
[Liquid] lamda....come one...do something good ;) for tonight!!!
[Liquid] can we go to our appartment!!;)
[Skudda] *Smiles and shakes her head* You'll get use to it Grimmy, once you're in your uniform and with a newly sharpened weapon you'll be yourself.
[Apollonas] misnaefus i have to go now,,,,, cu tomorow sexy girl
[Drekinha] Liquid... you dont need privacy, dont you?
[Grimgaard] *sighs* uniform?
[Lamda] she doesn't but you?
[Liquid] yeaa....privacy...
[Skudda] Yes.. Ursinae is wearing one. *She glances back at Ursinae*
[Liquid] but...where?
[Drekinha] *whispers to Liquid*
[Liquid] i think...the group is better...!!more fun..;)
[Grimgaard] Am i to wear one of those..?! looks like it's made of stone
[Apollonas] sorry but i have to go now see you tomorow ok?
[Apollonas] have a good night!
[Grimgaard] Far too heavy to move in properly
[Drekinha] Be well Apollonas... *smirks*
[Alezha] *nodding at Drekinha with a smirk.*
[Ursinae] you think you can wear such sturdy armor?
[Grimgaard] I would be as agile as a drunken vanir
[Skudda] He is use to more.. or less.. armour. *She grins*
[Drekinha] Come Alez...
[Ursinae] Then we have other armor for you to wear
[Alezha] Aye..
[Drekinha] Lets go...

Arrinus Releases Gas

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Arrinus*
[Arrinus] *Looks down at the woman, smiling*
[Arrinus] Hello. *Nods politely*
[Misnaefus] Why do you sit there, all lonesone?
[Arrinus] Uhm... I have not answered that question yet.
[Arrinus] *Puts on a pondering face*
[Misnaefus] *smiles* I see you're a mysterious one.
[Misnaefus] *giggles* So now you turn the question on the asker.
[Arrinus] *Nods, chuckling* At that I do.
[Misnaefus] *takes her helmet off and combs her red hair* I was merely off to the Souk to choose some fine frocks.
[Arrinus] *Lifts his backside up for a brief moment, groaning. Then sitting back down*
[Arrinus] Ah, I see.
[Arrinus] Did you find what you were looking for, then?
[Misnaefus] *takes a step back* Is that a sign of flattery in your homeland?
[Arrinus] *Looks at her with a confused look, shrugging his shoulders* I'm sorry?
[Misnaefus] The releasing of bodily gasses is not really that attractive.
[Arrinus] Hm? Oh! I did not do that, no! My backside was saw...
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Well, come to me when you're better....
[Arrinus] Hm...
[Misnaefus] *looks over her shoulder at Maggie and smiles*
[Arrinus] *Scratches his head, terribly confused*
[Arrinus] *Starts to move down, as he crawls down the steps. Getting up slowly, stretching his arms and legs out*

Naked Girl

I had a brief discussion with a semi naked girl in the Serpent's Head. I was concerned for her health, as it can become cold there, in the evenings.

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Nessah*
[Misnaefus] Are you well?
[Nessah] yes i am
[Nessah] are you?
[Misnaefus] You must be cold, dress like that. Do you need coin?
[Nessah] an why must i be cold...in warm lands
[Misnaefus] The stone floor cools the air in here.
[Nessah] it is nice an cool *nods slowly* not cold
[Misnaefus] *giggles* You are confident to dress like that
[Nessah] are you not?
[Misnaefus] I usually prefer to keep the goods locked away, until payment is made
[Nessah] aha...i see
[Misnaefus] So is there a reason for your state of attire? Even the whores wear more than you
[Nessah] thats their problem
[Misnaefus] Well, I wish you luck. *waves*
[Nessah] *shrugs*

Thugar and His Angry Sister

I made some money servicing locals. And after making my tithe to Set, felt the need to reward myself with a new dress.

In the shop, I struck up a conversation with a guard by the name of Thugar. He was new to Khemi, and did not know the sites, so I showed him a few of my favourite places. Eventually, we arrived on top of The Serpent's Head, where his sister shouted at him for risking life and limb. Unfortunately her anger was such that she ignored my attempts at friendship. I have a feeling that they share a more intimate relationship than the average brother and sister.

After the Serpent's Head, we went swimming on the beach, where we met Jagatai. I was racing Jagatai, when Makayla saw our frolicking, and gave me yet another tongue lashing. I wasn't sure how to react, as it is not the place of a former slave, to fight with a Stygian lady.

The following is what I remember of that evening... it begins after we'd met Thugar's sister.

[Thugar] Aye, she has always been the worrying little sister.
[Misnaefus] *looks from Johanne to Thugar* You don't look like brother and sister
[Thugar] Same mother, different father.
[Misnaefus] *grins* Or perhaps why you didn't pounce on me?
[Thugar] Huh?
[Misnaefus] houts: WAVES at Imoteph
[Thugar] Pounce on you?
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Misnaefus] We can see the mainland from here. But foreigners are not allowed
[Misnaefus] I only went a few times, when I was a slave.
[Thugar] Aye, shame really. Would be nice to see how it is there.
[Johanne] houts: Get down! *she almost begs*
[Thugar] houts: Go enjoy yourself sis. I will be alright!
[Misnaefus] It's a vile place. The nobles look down on everyone as if they were vermin.
[Johanne] houts: you are such a jerk, and a meanie, and you..you.. mh.. *she eyes him, her eyes narrows, they shine of light..*
[Misnaefus] I'm glad that I was a slave, and kept mostly from sight.
[Thugar] A nice miss like you slaved? Thats wrong.
[Thugar] houts: I know I am sis!
[Misnaefus] Yes. It was. I was used for fifteen winters, before I made a pact with Set, and was freed.
[Misnaefus] Anyway, let's go to the beach
[Misnaefus] ouch!
[Johanne] houts: i hope you fall! Meanie..
[Thugar] *jumps on the palm tree and slides down*
[Johanne] *she eyes the woman, her eyes widens*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Johanne* Nice to meat you, sister of Thugar.
[Johanne] mh.. *she steps back one step*
[Thugar] She is showing me around, as I'm not that familiar with his place.
[Misnaefus] *looks worried* Is something wrong with me?
[Johanne] Mitras Blessings.. *eyes the girl, and smiles faintly*
[Misnaefus] *looks at Thugar* Is something wrong with me?
[Johanne] *attempts to take up a small rock from the ground, then stand, and throw it at Thugar*
[Thugar] Hey! What was that for?
[Johanne] your mean!
[Thugar] I love you too sis.
[Johanne] *pushes him away*
[Johanne] hmpf
[Thugar] You need to learn to relax at times.
[Johanne] and who is that..?
[Johanne] your girlfriend..? *she grins*
[Thugar] Someone I met here, as I said, she is simply showing me around the city.
[Johanne] if i need to relax, you need to stop acting mean against me.. and do those stupid things you do
[Thugar] And what I have done now?
[Thugar] How have I been mean?
[Johanne] you dont listen to me, ever!
[Thugar] I do listen to you when your not nagging.
[Johanne] *she stamps her feet in the ground, like a stubborn child*
[Thugar] Now, I think my guide wants to continue the tour. *he smiles at Johanne*
[Johanne] im conserned about you, i dont nag
[Misnaefus] *runs her hand down Thugar's arm, admiring the firm muscles* Would you like to visit the beach? You sister could come too.
[Thugar] So, you want to join us Johanne?
[Johanne] so you can sit and touch her..? *points at Misnaefus*
[Johanne] i think not..
[Thugar] Well, we will go together then. *smiles*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Johanne, if a friendly way*
[Johanne] farewell..
[Johanne] *Stamps inside the inn*
[Thugar] So, the beach?
[Misnaefus] She's quite a fiesty one!
[Thugar] Aye, she is.
[Misnaefus] *whispers* Are you sure she's your sister?
[Thugar] Stepsister.
[Thugar] Aye, a nice beach.
[Misnaefus] This beach can be quite romantic when the sun sets.
[Thugar] I had short trip to.. what is the town.. Caravanserai?
[Misnaefus] In Khospepf province?
[Thugar] And Bubshur... Aye.
[Thugar] Those beaches were nice aswell. Shame I was on duty then, didn't have time to look around much.
[Misnaefus] Vile places *shudders*
[Misnaefus] The have more beauty than this beach. BUt I never feel safe there
[Thugar] *sits down slowly* I guess.
[Misnaefus] So... what do you do when off duty?
[Thugar] Relax. *chuckles*
[Misnaefus] Other than your sister, is there anyone special in your life?
[Thugar] Nah, don't have time for that.
[Misnaefus] You must have a fine lady in every town that you visit?
[Thugar] Not really, usually I end up drinking alone in the local tavern. *chuckles*
[Misnaefus] That is sad. There are often friendly folk in the Serpent's Head; Though some of the ladies can have sharp tongues
[Thugar] Well, I enjoy being alone.
[Misnaefus] So do I, on occasion. But no man can be an island....
[Thugar] *chuckles* Well, I'm sure someone is going to swim by in time.
[Misnaefus] Would you like to go for a swim?
[Thugar] Hmm.. well, can't really.
[Misnaefus] Scared of water?
[Thugar] Ever tried swimming in full armor? *looks at her*
[Misnaefus] There's no one here to steal your armour. JUst leave it on the beach. I'll ask Sinmophytys to look over it
[Misnaefus] *looks at Sin* Please look after our clothes, good sir
[Misnaefus] The water is nice and cool!
[Jagatai] whoa!
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Jagatai* Hello friend
[Jagatai] oh hello ..Misnaefus!
[Jagatai] *swims a bit away*
[Jagatai] how..are you?
[Misnaefus] I am well. Enjoying a swim. you?
[Jagatai] me too! a very hot day
[Misnaefus] I have not seen you swim here before. Are you a regular here?
[Jagatai] me?
[Jagatai] ph well usually yes..but not when it's so crowded
[Misnaefus] Yes, you Lord Jagatia. Oh, this is is Thugar. He's new in town and I'm showing him around.
[Jagatai] *grins* are you...working? *nods at the man swimming*
[Jagatai] ah i see!
[Misnaefus] Thugar, this is Jagatai, he's a man I met in the Inn
[Jagatai] Well..welcome to Khemi!
[Misnaefus] *blushes* No, I'm not working. Thugar has a VERY fond sister. *giggles*
[Thugar] Thank you lass. Damn the water feels good after wearing armor for days...
[Thugar] *lad
[Thugar] (( damn fingers not working ))
[Jagatai] (8 no worries))
[Jagatai] he has a FOND sister?
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Thugar* Aren't you concerned the water may wash away your manly smell?
[Jagatai] *grins*
[Thugar] *chuckles* She is over protecting.
[Jagatai] ah i see *grins* what a grim fate
[Thugar] I hope the water washes my manly smell away.
[Jagatai] *chuckles*
[Misnaefus] *grins at Jagatia, with a conspiracy like look on her face* She took one look at me and hated me. How many sisters want to keep good looking ladies away from their brotehrs?
[Jagatai] *grins* ah..women's rivalry knows no bounds i am afraid
[Jagatai] besides...
[Jagatai] it all depends on first impression
[Misnaefus] But what rival am I? *swims a bit further out*
[Jagatai] does not matter!
[Thugar] Rival of my attention maybe?
[Misnaefus] She saw me showing Thugar the sights of Khemi, and we climbed onto the Serpernts head's roof
[Jagatai] well did youinvite her to join you two?
[Misnaefus] What sort of sister would deny her brother a little adventure?
[Misnaefus] Are you well?
[Thugar] Aye.
[Misnaefus] YOu suddenly left....
[Thugar] *tries to twist his hair dry*
[Thugar] *chuckles* I'm not that good with water.
[Misnaefus] Well, I'm still not done. So please come back in when you're ready
[Jagatai] *grins*
[Misnaefus] Are you trying to seduce me with that pose?
[Jagatai] what??
[Jagatai] oh Misnaefus *grins*
[Jagatai] you think i would seduce you?
[Thugar] *he silently and slowly ties his ponytail back after drying his hair as well as possible*
[Misnaefus] you look like a man with copper in his belt.
[Jagatai] ah that's the trick *grins*
[Misnaefus] Come back in the water
[Jagatai] *chuckles* you look too dangerous
[Jagatai] here..happy? *smiles*
[Misnaefus] *smiles*
[Misnaefus] Thugar?
[Misnaefus] I'll race you to that boat!
[Jagatai] ah you won!!
[Misnaefus] *giggles* I cheated slightly
[Jagatai] very womanlike of you *grins*
[Jagatai] but a win is a win!
[Misnaefus] To that pier? In three seconds?
[Misnaefus] 3
[Misnaefus] 2
[Misnaefus] 1
[Jagatai] *chuckles*
[Jagatai] you are just too fast!
[Misnaefus] You swim well. Are you going to enter the race?
[Jagatai] a race?
[Makayla] Just one moment...
[Makayla] Jagatai?
[Jagatai] oh Makayla!!!
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Makayla*
[Jagatai] *looks utterly surprised*
[Makayla] Careful not to catch any deceases of that slut
[Jagatai] h-how are you?
[Jagatai] it is NOT how it looks!
[Jagatai] i was just swimming!!
[Makayla] *nods smiling* That's fine then. I'm quite fine though... a bit busy myself *winks*
[Jagatai] ah...*grins*
[Jagatai] i assure you..i was not...well you know..
[Jagatai] you look great by the way *smiles*
[Makayla] Oh I trust you fully there. And thank you
[Jagatai] always elegant.
[Jagatai] *nods gratefully*
[Makayla] I do what I can!
[Jagatai] you do good*smiles*
[Jagatai] so..busy day?
[Makayla] Pleasantly busy, yes *smiles back over her shoulder at Misneathas briefly*
[Jagatai] ah....*blushes a bit smiling*
[Jagatai] I..understand *waves hello at Misneathas*
[Misnaefus] *dries her hair, trying not to admire Jagatai's arm ring*
[Jagatai] she's quite silent *smiles at her*
[Jagatai] have you seen Cyhl today?
[Makayla] But yes, that...woman...here seems eager to make futile attempts to flirt up about just anyone here in Khemi. Fortunately she has the success of a sack potatoes
[Jagatai] *tries to hold back a chuckle*
[Makayla] *shakes her head* sadly not. There is something you, her and me should talk about together soon
[Jagatai] *clears throat* we do?
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Makayla* Set looks after me M'Lady. He is kind
[Makayla] Nothing bad, no worries
[Jagatai] *grins relieved*
[Makayla] *rolls her eyes at Misnaefus words not honouring them with any reply*
[Jagatai] *turns his attention to Misneafus* Set? Kind?
[Jagatai] *rolls eyes*
[Misnaefus] Yes, Set protects me.
[Jagatai] ..sure ...
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Jagatai] So Makayla...when you need to talk tome just leave a message at the Serpent
[Jagatai] i have a room there
[Misnaefus] *frowns at Jagatai*
[Jagatai] well..you know. *looks a bit embarassed*
[Makayla] I will *smiles*
[Jagatai] *nods* thank you
[Jagatai] i will let you and...your friend enjoy your time now
[Jagatai] *smiles kindly* i need some wine in large quantity
[Makayla] Ah yes, I would be tempted to get insanely drunk too after spending time with that brat you swam with *smirks*
[Misnaefus] *ignores makayla's words*
[Jagatai] *chuckles* i am not going to get involved in an argument between two women..
[Jagatai] the only result would be my death. *grins*
[Makayla] Wise move *snickers*
[Misnaefus] *eyes Makayla up and down*
[Jagatai] stronbg surivival instincts *winks*
[Makayla] Anyway, a pleasant day to you, Jagatai. And...a not so pleasant one to you, brat *winks at her*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at jagatai, and runs a hand slowly down his chest in a caressing motion*
[Jagatai] Likewise Makayla
[Jagatai] Whoa!
[Jagatai] *steps back*
[Jagatai] no.
[Misnaefus] I was only admiring your necklace
[Jagatai] I told you before Misnaefus. You are cute but no.
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Makayla] *breaks out laughing clearly mocking Misnaefus* Oh girl, you truly should work on that
[Jagatai] damn i feel like a hunk of beef now.
[Jagatai] i need to get drunk
[Grothan] "Well well, looks like we have a commotion here." Smirks slightly as he looks around. "Usually this place is empty."
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Grothan* Good day my friend
[Makayla] *winks at Jagatai* She is aiming for the next one now....
[Jagatai] *looks at Makayla mouthing the words "Thank the gods"
[Grothan] Chuckles at Makaylas words before turning back to Misnaefus. "Hail lass."
[Makayla] *struggles not to break out laughing again, nods at Jagatai in agreement*
[Misnaefus] Have you had your big day yet?
[Grothan] "Nay, I'm still looking for a priest or priestess."
[Jagatai] *grins and takes another step back not noticing the pier is finished and falls with his butt in the water*
[Jagatai] DAMN!
[Misnaefus] Any particular priest or priestess? Surely they are plenty?
[Makayla] Eeep! *runs to the edge and peers over it* Are you ok down there?
[Grothan] "Mitran."
[Jagatai] *waves at Makayla with one nad and uses theother to rub his bottom* yeah!
[Jagatai] just landed on my ...natural seat.
[Misnaefus] I have a friend who's a Mitran Priestess. Perhaps I could introduce you?
[Makayla] *grins down at him* Well, from what I have seen it is firm enough to deal with it
[Jagatai] ow
[Grothan] "Maybe someday lass."
[Jagatai] *blushes vividly*
[Jagatai] .....*tries to answer but keeps blushing*
[Grothan] Shrughs slightly. "Well, I'll leave you people alone, you are seeming to have fun here, don't want to spoil it."
[Jagatai] *clears throat*
[Makayla] *grins widely clearly enjoying his reaction* In any case, I have let my friend there waiting way too long already
[Misnaefus] *waves at Jagatai* I must go dry off. I shall see you soon my friend
[Jagatai] yes! yes of course!
[Makayla] We shall talk soon though!
[Jagatai] goodbye all! yes take care!
[Jagatai] *looks like a prey escaping a trap*
[Misnaefus] *winks at Makayla* May Set watch over you, M'Lady