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Monday, 28 December 2009

Love From Badeend

I asked him if he had received any love messages. Here is the response.

[Badeend]: Not realy and if i do got it i dont bother to waste it pn you or youre own sister or what ever you are

Saturday, 26 December 2009

Love From Giboork

[01:13] [Giboork]: get lost
[01:14] [Giboork]: you break the rulez idiot
[01:14] [Giboork]: read it
[01:15] [Giboork]: you have 2minutes and i write petice
[01:15] [Giboork]: you break the rulez its not joke

Friday, 25 December 2009

Love from Biricik

[Biricik]: seriously ı am gona open a new char just to kill you

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

Love from Anuptah

[Anuptah]: i fucking swear to god
[Anuptah]: stop fucking follow me
[Anuptah]: fucking bitch

Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Live from Empire

[Mydia]: IS SHE A RETARD?
[Jadel]: she is a noob
[Fulminius]: no IS NOOB
[Howell]: bitch go exp

Love from Riffraff

[Riffraff]: know that rampage will gank you into the floor forever. you can not exploit us with your gray status abuse. know it
[22:46] [Riffraff]: i will focus you
[22:46] [Riffraff]: all the time
[22:46] [Riffraff]: above any 80
[22:46] [Riffraff]: any so will any rampage
[22:46] [Riffraff]: know it

Love From Jadel

[Jadel]: go grouw up oiss of shit and come back
[Jadel]: piss of shit
[Jadel]: jebem ti mater u guzicu djubre jedno
[Jadel]: that what y doo its really a stuppid idea really , i can t get y point y wona make a char (ranger) and will play like a pussy
[21:13] [Jadel]: killing ppl like that its really a low lvl
[21:13] [Jadel]: low lvl i mean a low IQ
[21:14] [Jadel]: ahhhhh ))
[21:14] [Jadel]: jebem te usta usrana
[21:14] [Jadel]: razumijes
[21:14] [Jadel]: govna se nikad ne mjenjaju

Love from Rennak

[Rennak]: Ha ha, you are crazy! <3 I just read your blog..

Wednesday, 9 December 2009

Love from Cassio

[Misnaefus]: hail
[Cassio]: hi poor girl
[Misnaefus]: *toys with her hair*
[Cassio]: come out poor little girl....i think you are a man in real...but you play a female char couse you are so much gay....you have a great big brown ass
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* I like poets
[Cassio]: ups a gay
[Misnaefus]: *smiles* Yes, you bring joy to my heart.
[Cassio]: why you dont move by the guard?
[Cassio]: you have fear?
[Cassio]: o yes...sorry you need a mob for kill someone
[Misnaefus]: *gasps* You want me to leave his good protections, so that you may take advantage?
[Cassio]: i want gank you for over and over...i put you in my friend list...so i can see when you online or not...and i for ever beind you
[Cassio]: look your back
[Cassio]: ever look your back
[Misnaefus]: *grins with delight* It brings me joy to know that I have made a new friend on this day.
[Aybike]: well, I don't think she can get much more exp out of me ^^
[Cassio]: yes im your new friend
[Misnaefus]: *curtseys to cassio* Ooh. you're too kind.
[Misnaefus]: You'll have to take me for a drink in Connarch Village.
[Cassio]: i have to give you my 2 handed sword in your big ass....you will like it
[Cassio]: you dont play anymore for tonight
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* Oh pleeease. We both know that I am slight and slim.
[Cassio]: i dont have vaselin sorry
[Cassio]: hit me and run cmn
[Cassio]: snare me
[Cassio]: log out little girl

Love from Cassio

[23:41] [Cassio]: come without mobs....i kick your ass
[23:41] [Cassio]: come
[23:41] [Cassio]: not busy just noob player
[23:42] [Cassio]: you cant kill no one without mobs....patetic
[23:44] [Cassio]: you have a good class...try to learn how to use it.....fight
[23:44] [Cassio]: yes just a noob....so....bye then
[23:45] [Cassio]: me too
[23:49] [Cassio]: run little girl...run
[23:49] [Cassio]: im near....be carefull
[23:50] [Cassio]: yes.....you attack the tos again
[23:50] [Cassio]: cmn
[23:50] [Cassio]: come
[23:50] [Cassio]: you need to be ganked

Love from Noladar

[23:59] [Noladar]: i've beed dueling with your guild mate

I ASKED TO BE NICE.

[00:00] [Noladar]: sorry but i wount ask you nicely, i will pay you back
[00:17] [Noladar]: would you fucking stop beeing an ass ?
[00:21] [Noladar]: you shouldnt mess with empire guilds

Love from Inkwizitor

[22:07] [Inkwizitor]: bitch

Love from Jyxyr

[Jyxyr]: This is Kheshatta, not a playground for little people

Love from Darkka

[Darkka]: u gutless piece of shit
[Darkka]: go fuck a dog or ur mother
[Darkka]: go play with ur small cock u fuckin pussy]
[16:31] [Darkka]: go play with ur small cock u fuckin pussy]

Love from Tupoun

[15:03] [Tupoun]: run NOOB
[15:03] To [Tupoun]: i love you
[15:03] [Tupoun]: lol you noob gay
[15:04] [Tupoun]: musk runner
[15:04] [Tupoun]: i love too noobs
[15:06] [Tupoun]: duel noob
[15:06] [Tupoun]: jaja
[15:07] [Tupoun]: oh black wolf noobs guild
[15:08] [Tupoun]: run run run run

Love from Ahilleus

[Ahilleus]: run
[Ahilleus]: idiot

Love from Webbird

[Webbird]: drunk or only a little weird??

Love from Lorias

[Lorias]: THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE FUCKING RIGHT TO ATTACK WHEN I'M STUCK ON A LADDER!
[Lorias]: GO SCREW YOURSELF
[Lorias]: your a fucking twat
[Lorias]: your choices are, to leave me alone, or to be put on ignore and i'll call in the guild and my pvp allies
[23:38] [Lorias]: your breaking server rules by griefing
[23:39] [Lorias]: actually they do
[23:39] [Lorias]: as i'm mentally distressed, thats enough to count as griefing, make your choice.
[Lorias]: quoting server rule - "To inflict distress in any shape or form to another player"

Love from Nightknife

[23:41] [Nightknife]: how much did u get nub
[23:42] [Nightknife]: how much did u get?
[23:43] To [Nightknife]: i love you
[23:43] [Nightknife]: lol ill spawn gank u if u dont tell me
[23:43] To [Nightknife]: i love you
[23:43] [Nightknife]: now ill spawn gank u
[23:45] To [Nightknife]: where are you then?
[23:45] [Nightknife]: cant c me on track little ranger
[23:46] To [Nightknife]: you're hiding from me
[23:47] [Nightknife]: nope not even in ymirs soon
[23:47] -
[23:47] Name: Nightknife
[23:47] Level: 75
[23:47] Class: Assassin
[23:47] Race: Aquilonian
[23:47] Region: Ymir's Pass
[23:47] -
[23:47] To [Nightknife]: i love you
[23:47] [Nightknife]: luv u to

Love from Rapture

[02:34] [Rapture]: you think you fucking funny taking me on with no health
[02:34] To [Rapture]: you attacked me earlier, so i'm attacking you back
[02:35] [Rapture]: you killed my afk guild m8 and if you wanna attack me do it now while i am full health no free kill then
[02:35] To [Rapture]: killed who? before you attacked the only person i'd killed was a scum
[02:36] [Rapture]: i saw you kill fozmanco
[02:36] To [Rapture]: nope, was not me
[02:36] [Rapture]: why do you think empire attacked you why dont you attack them as they all saw you kill the afk guy
[02:37] To [Rapture]: i didn't attack that dude. you can apologise for the accusation or i'll attack next time you have no health
[02:38] [Rapture]: you are a sad sad man no wonder slegg takes in low class crap that can onley kill ppl with no health and kill afk people the rep is still there from corinthia
[02:38] [Rapture]: black wolf hasnt changed much since then
[02:39] [Rapture]: you should be worrying now not me everybody is watching for you

Love from Destyni

[11:52] [Destyni]: run run gyökér
[11:58] [Destyni]: looser
[12:02] [Destyni]: 2v1 looser u bullshit gide and slavo come duel looser
[12:07] [Destyni]: hide and salvo nice looser

Love from Tupoun

[22:37] [Tupoun]: NOOB
[22:38] [Tupoun]: you really noob

Love from Hoxios

[02:14] [Hoxios]: get lost or an app noob
[02:17] [Hoxios]: you know you can get banned for this right?

Love from Obscure and Soulharvest

[11:42] [Obscure]: GO AWAY MORON

[11:23] [Soulharvest]: Want a duel pussy?
[11:24] [Soulharvest]: Do you want to duel and show you have some skills ?
[11:24] To [Soulharvest]: no
[11:24] [Soulharvest]: Or do you just rather be a pussy?
[11:24] [Soulharvest]: House of fwolfs added to Empire KOS
[11:25] To [Soulharvest]: oh no. you've ruined my day
[11:25] [Soulharvest]: No you ruined for youre self
[11:25] [Soulharvest]: By waking up

Love from Bladewall

[01:36] [Bladewall]: You realise that was a big mistake ?
[01:36] To [Bladewall]: ?
[01:36] [Bladewall]: Attacking me for no reason
[01:37] To [Bladewall]: ?
[01:37] [Bladewall]: YOu and your Barb friend just killed me for no reason...
[01:37] To [Bladewall]: i know
[01:37] [Bladewall]: So now your guild will die over and over.
[01:38] To [Bladewall]: ?
[01:38] [Bladewall]: Dont play ignorant
[01:38] To [Bladewall]: ?
[01:38] [Bladewall]: fine.. you can play it that way if you wish

Love From Rosso

[00:54] [Rosso]: man the black wolf isnt in kos with us...so what fucking are u doing?
[00:55] [Rosso]: if u want reskill and koss tell mwe
[00:55] To [Rosso]: eh?
[01:00] [Rosso]: u understand english?
[01:00] To [Rosso]: yes
[01:00] [Rosso]: so i repeat...black wolf isnt in kos with us
[01:01] [Rosso]: why the fuck are u attacking us?
[01:03] [Rosso]: ehm do u know what is kos list???
[01:04] To [Rosso]: yes
[01:05] [Rosso]: so...if we arent in kos u must not attack us
[01:05] To [Rosso]: we don't have a kos list.
[01:05] [Rosso]: ah good
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Love from Anastassos

[Anastassos]: fucking prick
[Anastassos]: why u attack me asshole??
[Anastassos]: u're lucky that i cant attack you

Lamda, Khesh

[22:51] [Lamda]: leave...i have petioned you
[22:51] [Lamda]: leave

Wolfilia

In Khemi:

[Wolfila]: *as he walks by the woman, he sends her a rather hatefull glare. While he cracks his knuckles.

Friday, 23 October 2009

Friendly Pirate



I was in Tortage. It was hot and I was thirsty. Fortunately this pirate helped me out.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Nasty List

Idox and Bluu were very rude to me, after I practised my archery on them. Very poor form.

Idox : A strange angry character I met in Tesso.
Bluu : An angry friend of Idox.

Raeen was chatting to a brother wolf, then hit him with a sword. So I shot him. He swore at me in a demon tongue. So I shot him again. This continued for a while. He is rude.

Friday, 28 August 2009

Lohar, Lyon

In Noble District.

Asked about Dantalion. They think he's mad. Asked Lohar and Lyon to pass on my love.

Lohar thinks Montaya has changed him into a werewolf.

come to Age of Conan
[Misnaefus]: *looks at Assan*
[Exotia]: Well, of course.... how else could you ever win a game?
[Misneathas]: Hm, well I thiiink ya have a point there...
[Exotia]: You thiiiink so? *mimicks her and then smiles*
[Nekaris] shouts: woo1 Go nikopol!!!!
[Soiled]: let's check out ress point, i wanna kill babyblue
[Misnaefus]: *licks her lips*
[Misnaefus]: *smiles at Lyon*
[Lyon]: *grunts*
[Misnaefus]: I like men who can't speak
[Lyon]: hold on
[Celsus]: damn
[Rowamir]: holding
[Misnaefus]: *giggles at Lyon*
[Lohar]: Hail Lyon. How is it?
[Lyon]: Good.
[Lohar]: and... you. I believe we've met before?
[Misnaefus]: Why do you hide your handsome face behind that piece of metal?
[Lohar]: He is shy
[Misnaefus]: *smiles at Lohar* I believe we me in Kheshetta. You were guarding the Prophet. Mmmmmm
[Lyon]: Yeah...
[Lohar]: Ah yes, so that is you indeed, the bodyguard
[Lohar]: Hail
[Misnaefus]: *blushes* You remembered me!
[Lohar]: Of course
[Lohar]: What is going on here?
[Misnaefus]: Men often remember me because of my enormous bow. For some reason it intimidates them.
[Lohar]: It is true it is big.
[Misnaefus]: But not as big as your hammer.....
[Bronhilda]: Blac is black, I want my fredom back...lol
[Lohar]: men are afraid you might shoot arrows at them when they're not watching
[Lohar]: my hammer? *blushes*
[Lohar]: Oh you mean this?
[Lyon]: A true warrior isnt afraid of nothing.
[Misnaefus]: Shoot arows? I am a poor shot and pose no threat to anyone *swoons at the sight of Lohar's hammer*
[Lohar]: Well said, Lyon
[Lohar]: A poor shot? Haven't you practised since we last met?
[Lohar]: Why is that nobleman shouting at us?
[Misnaefus]: A little, but my arms are a little too thin for drawing the heavier bows.
[Lyon]: Leave him be.
[Misnaefus]: *shuffles away from the noble*
[Misnaefus]: So are you two the famed Menfyts?
[Lyon]: Yes we are.
[Lohar]: Yes we are, though I have been removed from my fucntions from the times being
[Lyon]: But i would like to addressed as raid leader.
[Lohar]: I'm on... vacation
[Misnaefus]: A friend said that you might be able to help me. I am seeking a man known as Dantalion He believes he is a god and needs help.
[Lohar]: I met this man just a few days ago!!!
[Misnaefus]: Does he still think he's the god Azion?
[Lyon]: Dantalion is a god *laughs*
[Lohar]: (lol)
[Lohar]: I will be back soon, but don't wait for me *coughs up blood*
[Lyon]: Dont worry about him.
[Lyon]: He will live.
[Lyon]: No need to cry now!
[Misnaefus]: He was going to help me with my quest, but then died....
[Lyon]: Ok ill help you...
[Lyon]: What is it you need?
[Misnaefus]: You...*sob*... know.... *sob* dantalion?
[Lyon]: Yes i know that man he is nothing but a fool.
[Misnaefus]: I met him in tesso a few weeks ago. He seemed ill in the head, but we sent him to Khemi to be healed.
[Lohar]: Sorry... This Dantalion, I saw him in the Lotus swamp, in the prophet's stronghold
[Misnaefus]: I would like to meet him to check that he is ok.
[Lohar]: He is still very... confusing. It was a shock to meet him
[Misnaefus]: Yes, he can be shocking. He slandered my singing, and threw off my hands as I massaged him.
[Lyon]: ((hold on))
[Lohar]: He told me of his curse... his powers are quite frightening
[Lyon]: (( go on ))
[Lohar]: Did he tell you of that being called Azion?
[Misnaefus]: His curse? From what I gathered, he either believes he's the god Azion, or the man Dantalion. I am not sure whether or not he's truly a god.
[Misnaefus]: His curse? From what I gathered, he either believes he's the god Azion, or the man Dantalion. I am not sure whether or not he's truly a god.
[Lohar]: I don't think he is a god, some would say he's possessed by a demon
[Lohar]: He is a good man, though
[Lyon]: He is a fool!
[Misnaefus]: The demon Azion? Does it give him ungodly powers?
[Lohar]: a fool you think?
[Lyon]: I met him.
[Lyon]: And think he is a fool.
[Misnaefus]: Perhaps, but beneath his rough facade I believe he had a good heart.#
[Lohar]: *frowns a little* Yes it does, this Azion has shown me
[Lyon]: No man has a good heart.
[Misnaefus]: *gasps* Not even Montaya?
[Lohar]: I disagree Lyon
[Lyon]: I have been going around killing people and so have you.
[Lohar]: Then, not everyone has
[Misnaefus]: The gods revive them. So it is not that evil.
[Lohar]: Doctor Montaya is very wise
[Lyon]: I have never met that man.
[Lohar]: In fact Dantalion is looking for him now, because he wants to know more about his conidtion
[Misnaefus]: Montaya is very handsome, though slightly cheeky
[Lohar]: He is a sinister man, but very wise. He lives in that tower in Per Shet
[Lohar]: Handsome???
[Misnaefus]: *blushes*
[Lohar]: He is not cheeky either? Are we speaking of the same man?
[Misnaefus]: The man who wears those strange purple robes?
[Lyon]: Ha! A dress more like it.
[Lohar]: he looks tall and slender to me
[Lohar]: And ugly
[Misnaefus]: Some ladies like tall and slender men.
[Lohar]: I see... wait no I don't
[Lyon]: I agree with lohar.
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* You've obviously been hit round the head too many times.
[Lohar]: He keeps creatures in his study, and makes weird experiments
[Lohar]: Have you heard of it, Lyon?
[Misnaefus]: Didn't he also bring up the lovely daxina?
[Lyon]: No.
[Lohar]: Hmm I only know Daxina is his servant
[Lyon]: I dont know anything about that man.
[Misnaefus]: I heard that he raised her.
[Lohar]: They are secretive and strange, like most stygians
[Misnaefus]: You do not seem to like them, though you serve them?
[Lyon]: We dont like those stygian dogs.
[Misnaefus]: You merely smile as you take their coin?
[Lyon]: Of course!
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* No wonder you were in the company of those cheap whores earlier.
[Lyon]: Still have a mercenarys blood in me.
[Lohar]: I don't mind them, but this Montaya has found i was cursed, and now I must obey him and his experiments
[Misnaefus]: Experiments?
[Lohar]: Lyon is a real warrior, born for battle
[Lyon]: I started going into battle when i was 10 summers old!
[Lohar]: Yes. He believes I am ill or cursed, with something called... lycostrophy. I think
[Misnaefus]: Lycostrophy?
[Lohar]: or was that lycanstity? dunno
[Misnaefus]: And what is that?
[Lohar]: Anyway, it's a disease transimitting from spit or blood.
[Misnaefus]: Does it make you strong and handsome?
[Lohar]: He said a person curse with it might turn into... a beast. A wolf-beast
[Lohar]: Well, stronger yes according to Doctor Montaya
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* You've been listening to too many talespinners.
[Lohar]: But my hair has grown since I catched this.
[Misnaefus]: My hair grows everyday
[Lohar]: Well. I don't believe it either, but apprently I changed into something when he was running the experiments.
[Misnaefus]: *licks her lips* mmmm.... I'd love for him to experiment on me.....
[Lohar]: I mean hair all over my body *hints at fuzzy fluff all over his back and chest*
[Lohar]: Do you believe such a thing Lyon, wolf-men?
[Lyon]: I cant tell really i have been killing alot of things.
[Lyon]: Might have run across one of those.
[Lohar]: Men taking the shape of wolf beasts, when they are angry or in pain
[Misnaefus]: *laughs* You're like those stuffed toys Nestar makes for children. Girls must love cuddling you to sleep.....
[Lohar]: Well, it's too bad I have to sleep chained according to Doctor Montaya's recommendations
[Misnaefus]: Perhaps he has friends who enjoy taking advantage, while you are induced???
[Misnaefus]: *examines Lohar's behind and smiles*
[Lyon]: In a chamber guarded by the best.
[Lohar]: He gave me a charm but he said I should still chain myself when resting, in case
[Lohar]: And now everyone is afraid there might be more infected
[Lyon]: Why fear it when it gives you endless power!
[Misnaefus]: *toys with her hair* power........
[Lohar]: That's what I thought... But there were witnesses who said they saw a hairy beast snarling and howling
[Misnaefus]: Merely envious wenches, angry at what was not theirs, no doubt.
[Lohar]: Is that possible, do you think? That a man changes shapes so fast ?
[Lohar]: Well, these wenches were none other than our general and captain of the menfyt
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* Perhaps they had imbibed the Lotus?
[Lyon]: That general sure does have a good body.
[Lohar]: I don't think so. It was the experiment of Montaya, you see, and only i was chained there all the time
[Misnaefus]: Which general?
[Lohar]: General Treizi
[Misnaefus]: does he like redheads?
[Lohar]: He is a she
[Misnaefus]: Does she like redheads?
[Lyon]: She is already take.
[Lohar]: And Lyon, I don't think the general will ever care for us that way
[Lyon]: I know.
[Lohar]: seems like she likes men, especially our captain Derellas
[Lyon]: *frowns*
[Misnaefus]: well, the whores of Dark Desires are always available for love. Though I hear the have had some troubles lately.
[Lohar]: Well, one grows tired of whores pretty quick, don't you think Lyon?
[Lyon]: Yeah...
[Misnaefus]: *sniffs at the two men*
[Lohar]: Do we smell bad?

Lohar, Lyon

In Noble District.

Lohar thinks Montaya has changed him into a werewolf.

come to Age of Conan
[Misnaefus]: *looks at Assan*
[Exotia]: Well, of course.... how else could you ever win a game?
[Misneathas]: Hm, well I thiiink ya have a point there...
[Exotia]: You thiiiink so? *mimicks her and then smiles*
[Nekaris] shouts: woo1 Go nikopol!!!!
[Soiled]: let's check out ress point, i wanna kill babyblue
[Misnaefus]: *licks her lips*
[Misnaefus]: *smiles at Lyon*
[Lyon]: *grunts*
[Misnaefus]: I like men who can't speak
[Lyon]: hold on
[Celsus]: damn
[Rowamir]: holding
[Misnaefus]: *giggles at Lyon*
[Lohar]: Hail Lyon. How is it?
[Lyon]: Good.
[Lohar]: and... you. I believe we've met before?
[Misnaefus]: Why do you hide your handsome face behind that piece of metal?
[Lohar]: He is shy
[Misnaefus]: *smiles at Lohar* I believe we me in Kheshetta. You were guarding the Prophet. Mmmmmm
[Lyon]: Yeah...
[Lohar]: Ah yes, so that is you indeed, the bodyguard
[Lohar]: Hail
[Misnaefus]: *blushes* You remembered me!
[Lohar]: Of course
[Lohar]: What is going on here?
[Misnaefus]: Men often remember me because of my enormous bow. For some reason it intimidates them.
[Lohar]: It is true it is big.
[Misnaefus]: But not as big as your hammer.....
[Bronhilda]: Blac is black, I want my fredom back...lol
[Lohar]: men are afraid you might shoot arrows at them when they're not watching
[Lohar]: my hammer? *blushes*
[Lohar]: Oh you mean this?
[Lyon]: A true warrior isnt afraid of nothing.
[Misnaefus]: Shoot arows? I am a poor shot and pose no threat to anyone *swoons at the sight of Lohar's hammer*
[Lohar]: Well said, Lyon
[Lohar]: A poor shot? Haven't you practised since we last met?
[Lohar]: Why is that nobleman shouting at us?
[Misnaefus]: A little, but my arms are a little too thin for drawing the heavier bows.
[Lyon]: Leave him be.
[Misnaefus]: *shuffles away from the noble*
[Misnaefus]: So are you two the famed Menfyts?
[Lyon]: Yes we are.
[Lohar]: Yes we are, though I have been removed from my fucntions from the times being
[Lyon]: But i would like to addressed as raid leader.
[Lohar]: I'm on... vacation
[Misnaefus]: A friend said that you might be able to help me. I am seeking a man known as Dantalion He believes he is a god and needs help.
[Lohar]: I met this man just a few days ago!!!
[Misnaefus]: Does he still think he's the god Azion?
[Lyon]: Dantalion is a god *laughs*
[Lohar]: (lol)
[Lohar]: I will be back soon, but don't wait for me *coughs up blood*
[Lyon]: Dont worry about him.
[Lyon]: He will live.
[Lyon]: No need to cry now!
[Misnaefus]: He was going to help me with my quest, but then died....
[Lyon]: Ok ill help you...
[Lyon]: What is it you need?
[Misnaefus]: You...*sob*... know.... *sob* dantalion?
[Lyon]: Yes i know that man he is nothing but a fool.
[Misnaefus]: I met him in tesso a few weeks ago. He seemed ill in the head, but we sent him to Khemi to be healed.
[Lohar]: Sorry... This Dantalion, I saw him in the Lotus swamp, in the prophet's stronghold
[Misnaefus]: I would like to meet him to check that he is ok.
[Lohar]: He is still very... confusing. It was a shock to meet him
[Misnaefus]: Yes, he can be shocking. He slandered my singing, and threw off my hands as I massaged him.
[Lyon]: ((hold on))
[Lohar]: He told me of his curse... his powers are quite frightening
[Lyon]: (( go on ))
[Lohar]: Did he tell you of that being called Azion?
[Misnaefus]: His curse? From what I gathered, he either believes he's the god Azion, or the man Dantalion. I am not sure whether or not he's truly a god.
[Misnaefus]: His curse? From what I gathered, he either believes he's the god Azion, or the man Dantalion. I am not sure whether or not he's truly a god.
[Lohar]: I don't think he is a god, some would say he's possessed by a demon
[Lohar]: He is a good man, though
[Lyon]: He is a fool!
[Misnaefus]: The demon Azion? Does it give him ungodly powers?
[Lohar]: a fool you think?
[Lyon]: I met him.
[Lyon]: And think he is a fool.
[Misnaefus]: Perhaps, but beneath his rough facade I believe he had a good heart.#
[Lohar]: *frowns a little* Yes it does, this Azion has shown me
[Lyon]: No man has a good heart.
[Misnaefus]: *gasps* Not even Montaya?
[Lohar]: I disagree Lyon
[Lyon]: I have been going around killing people and so have you.
[Lohar]: Then, not everyone has
[Misnaefus]: The gods revive them. So it is not that evil.
[Lohar]: Doctor Montaya is very wise
[Lyon]: I have never met that man.
[Lohar]: In fact Dantalion is looking for him now, because he wants to know more about his conidtion
[Misnaefus]: Montaya is very handsome, though slightly cheeky
[Lohar]: He is a sinister man, but very wise. He lives in that tower in Per Shet
[Lohar]: Handsome???
[Misnaefus]: *blushes*
[Lohar]: He is not cheeky either? Are we speaking of the same man?
[Misnaefus]: The man who wears those strange purple robes?
[Lyon]: Ha! A dress more like it.
[Lohar]: he looks tall and slender to me
[Lohar]: And ugly
[Misnaefus]: Some ladies like tall and slender men.
[Lohar]: I see... wait no I don't
[Lyon]: I agree with lohar.
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* You've obviously been hit round the head too many times.
[Lohar]: He keeps creatures in his study, and makes weird experiments
[Lohar]: Have you heard of it, Lyon?
[Misnaefus]: Didn't he also bring up the lovely daxina?
[Lyon]: No.
[Lohar]: Hmm I only know Daxina is his servant
[Lyon]: I dont know anything about that man.
[Misnaefus]: I heard that he raised her.
[Lohar]: They are secretive and strange, like most stygians
[Misnaefus]: You do not seem to like them, though you serve them?
[Lyon]: We dont like those stygian dogs.
[Misnaefus]: You merely smile as you take their coin?
[Lyon]: Of course!
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* No wonder you were in the company of those cheap whores earlier.
[Lyon]: Still have a mercenarys blood in me.
[Lohar]: I don't mind them, but this Montaya has found i was cursed, and now I must obey him and his experiments
[Misnaefus]: Experiments?
[Lohar]: Lyon is a real warrior, born for battle
[Lyon]: I started going into battle when i was 10 summers old!
[Lohar]: Yes. He believes I am ill or cursed, with something called... lycostrophy. I think
[Misnaefus]: Lycostrophy?
[Lohar]: or was that lycanstity? dunno
[Misnaefus]: And what is that?
[Lohar]: Anyway, it's a disease transimitting from spit or blood.
[Misnaefus]: Does it make you strong and handsome?
[Lohar]: He said a person curse with it might turn into... a beast. A wolf-beast
[Lohar]: Well, stronger yes according to Doctor Montaya
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* You've been listening to too many talespinners.
[Lohar]: But my hair has grown since I catched this.
[Misnaefus]: My hair grows everyday
[Lohar]: Well. I don't believe it either, but apprently I changed into something when he was running the experiments.
[Misnaefus]: *licks her lips* mmmm.... I'd love for him to experiment on me.....
[Lohar]: I mean hair all over my body *hints at fuzzy fluff all over his back and chest*
[Lohar]: Do you believe such a thing Lyon, wolf-men?
[Lyon]: I cant tell really i have been killing alot of things.
[Lyon]: Might have run across one of those.
[Lohar]: Men taking the shape of wolf beasts, when they are angry or in pain
[Misnaefus]: *laughs* You're like those stuffed toys Nestar makes for children. Girls must love cuddling you to sleep.....
[Lohar]: Well, it's too bad I have to sleep chained according to Doctor Montaya's recommendations
[Misnaefus]: Perhaps he has friends who enjoy taking advantage, while you are induced???
[Misnaefus]: *examines Lohar's behind and smiles*
[Lyon]: In a chamber guarded by the best.
[Lohar]: He gave me a charm but he said I should still chain myself when resting, in case
[Lohar]: And now everyone is afraid there might be more infected
[Lyon]: Why fear it when it gives you endless power!
[Misnaefus]: *toys with her hair* power........
[Lohar]: That's what I thought... But there were witnesses who said they saw a hairy beast snarling and howling
[Misnaefus]: Merely envious wenches, angry at what was not theirs, no doubt.
[Lohar]: Is that possible, do you think? That a man changes shapes so fast ?
[Lohar]: Well, these wenches were none other than our general and captain of the menfyt
[Misnaefus]: *giggles* Perhaps they had imbibed the Lotus?
[Lyon]: That general sure does have a good body.
[Lohar]: I don't think so. It was the experiment of Montaya, you see, and only i was chained there all the time
[Misnaefus]: Which general?
[Lohar]: General Treizi
[Misnaefus]: does he like redheads?
[Lohar]: He is a she
[Misnaefus]: Does she like redheads?
[Lyon]: She is already take.
[Lohar]: And Lyon, I don't think the general will ever care for us that way
[Lyon]: I know.
[Lohar]: seems like she likes men, especially our captain Derellas
[Lyon]: *frowns*
[Misnaefus]: well, the whores of Dark Desires are always available for love. Though I hear the have had some troubles lately.
[Lohar]: Well, one grows tired of whores pretty quick, don't you think Lyon?
[Lyon]: Yeah...
[Misnaefus]: *sniffs at the two men*
[Lohar]: Do we smell bad?

Sunday, 9 August 2009

Jaiyde

She attacked at the dueling area.

She is stronger.

The only thing I can do to combat that is to wait till she's dueling, and weak, and then strike her when she's weak.

Friday, 7 August 2009

Madness in Kheshetta

I went to Kheshetta to practice my hunting skills. Had a lot of fun ambushing bandits with Jadwiga.

We bumped into some Setmosis people. Daxina and Lohar were there. Lohar implied that they might be hiring some guards.

Moanador kept on hitting me a few times, and then running off. Very rude!

Lalo was very rude to me. But I could not attack him as he is a wolf friend, so I hired some outside help. I owe Galadh a kiss for that.

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

A Night at the Inn

Dranoth gave me a trial to provide entertainment at the Happy Hyrkanian last night. So I started by dancing and singing a few songs.

Unfortunately, a strange fellow insulted me many times and I burst into tears. He claimed he was the god Azion, though what a god was doing in the Inn, I do not know.
I ran to the roof to clear my tears. As I admired the scenery, I detected a lecherous gaze upon me, and turned to find a rather dishevelled looking Cimerian (Thorin) standing behind me. I felt that his scruffy demeanor might hide an honourable soul, but that was not to be the case. A Stygian asssassin (Fraan)appeared from the shadows and wanted to steal my belt and amulet. I thought that the manly Cimerian would protect me, but he pushed me in front of him, and searched my most roughly. I began to weep again, when Dranoth came to the rescue. Alas, the two rogues dispersed.

Wanda asked a rather fetching warrior, Kozd, to protect me for the evening. So we went back to the main room where there were more people. It turns out that Kozd was a friend of Azion. Dranoth was eyeing me warily, as I'd spent more time crying than working, so I started giving Azion a massage. He was not happy, and suddenly jumped up and ripped his clothes off. He had no recollection of the evening's prior events, and claimed to be Dantalion. I guess he was just a crazy man with two personalities.

As the evening drew to a close, Kozd drew me aside, and gave me a mission... He was looking for a man named Caspian, and believed that Dantalion could be a useful lead. The only clue he had as to Dantalion's whereabouts was the Setmosis tattoo that he wore. So must begin my quest in Khemi. I guess shall be paying Lord Montaya a visit!

Friday, 31 July 2009

Dranoth Hires Me!

Lord Dranoth has given me a trial, to work as dancer, poet and masseuse at the Happy Hyrkanian Inn on Monday. He insists that I don't give happy ending massages on the roof though.

He was also talking to my evil doppleganger when I met him, but she ignored me.

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

Archery, Girl Frightenned of Horse, A Suicidal Priest

I was giving my horse, Whitepatch, a stroll in Khemi, when I saw a girl standing in the shadow of a large warehouse on the dock. I tried openning up a conversation with her, but she ran off when told her that Whitepatch didn't like having his bum sniffed by bear shamans.

Gwalchgwn was near, so I went and said hello to him. He helped me escape from a guard that was chasing me. And gave me some archery tips, though I was soon distracted by a brother wolf who required aid.

Later on I met Vakz, a suicidal Stygian Priest, who was standing in the middle of the street waiting to get run over by a wagon. Like Montaya, he liked snakes. We were soon joined by Anathae, a strange Stygian lass, who also liked snakes. What a strange people.

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Vakz*
[Vakz] *nods politely*
[Misnaefus] If you aren't careful, a passing wagon might run you over.
[Vakz] *chuckles* if such a thing can happen to a priest in this fair city then certainly my day would have gone terrible wrong
[Misnaefus] There are ignorant foreigners in this port.
[Misnaefus] See!
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Vakz] *laughs*
[Vakz] so who might you be miss?
[Misnaefus] Is there a philosophical reason for standing here? Are you trying to understand the common man by letting them brush you?
[Misnaefus] I am misnaufus, of no clan
[Vakz] no not exactly I was merely distracted contemplating various mysteries I am sure you know how that can be
[Vakz] pleased to meet you Misnaefus, I am Vakzihetep but call me Vakz everyone does
[Misnaefus] Are you a local here?
[Vakz] *nods* I suppose so if I can be called a local to anywhere I travel into the wilds often seeking artifacts and scriptures of ancient lore
[Vakz] what of you? someone of such a fair complexion surely does not reside here?
[Misnaefus] I was brought up here. And now seek to work for Set, earn a living, and maybe find adventure.
[Vakz] ah well these are dangerous streets for the unwary adventure is never far away if you seek it, or if it seeks you
[Misnaefus] These streets? The cobra's are cute.
[Misnaefus] *pats the King Cobra on the head*
[Vakz] so long as you do not stand upon them
[Misnaefus] In foreign lands, they say that these cobra's prey on locals at night. But I have yet to see it happen.
[Vakz] an ancient Stygian blessing is "may Set guide your steps but keep one eye upon the floor"
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Optimistic. And probably wise. Have you seen the great red snake north of here?
[Vakz] some of the snakes will take an inquisitive or careless child now and then an adult would have to be given to one or very weak to fall prey easily
[Vakz] mmmmm not recently would you care to show me?
[Misnaefus] I'd rather not. It's terryfing. I was just wondering whether or not you find it as beautiful as other priests do.
[Vakz] beautiful? not a word I would use, I respect the serpents of course but I do not admire them
[Misnaefus] *giggles, looking Vakz up and down* You are quite different to some of your brothers.
[Vakz] *chuckles and smiles* oh?
[Misnaefus] I've met Priests who adore that great serpent. Lord Montaya wanted me to strip naked and pose next to it.
[Vakz] he did? well perhaps he had an ulterior motive for wanting you naked...*smirks playfully*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Surely you jest, I am rather old for that kind of thing. And Montaya is twice my age!
[Vakz] well do not judge a stygian man just by his age, perhaps he still has fire in his blood *looks Misnaefus up and down*
[Misnaefus] *Misnaefus glances at Vakz, with her soft yellow eyes that can't have seen 20 summers* I judge him by his peers too. When I enquired into his interests, she just said "But He's just so old"
[Vakz] so old? he is still spending time with young women he cannot feel that old
[Misnaefus] *looks up in surprise* Young women? Am I not the only... erm... *stutters and looks confused*
[Vakz] oh er perhaps I have spoken out of turn
[Misnaefus] *eyes harden* Well, he is always telling me how disinterested he is, and how he won't judge me. He's probably trying to get me chasing him. And here I am thinking about him......
[Vakz] well it seems his plan is working *chuckles again*
[Misnaefus] So... do you have many ladies in your life?
[Anathae] hm...
[Vakz] in fact I do and one I cherish but unfortunately she loves another
[Misnaefus] *looks down in sadness* A sad tale. Are you going to do something to win her heart?
[Vakz] I have done so, she tells me that our moments together are like no other but she cannot give me her heart for it would break her vows
[Vakz] but who can say what the future might hold and bring
[Misnaefus] She's betrothed?
[Vakz] not exactly more wedded to Derketo
[Misnaefus] The Whore of Set! I'm never quite sure what to make of her.
[Vakz] *laughs*
[Misnaefus] Well, she is Set's whore. But then why does Montaya disapprove of whores?
[Misnaefus] *blushes* Oops
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Minhokas*
[Vakz] perhaps he dislikes paying for them
[Vakz] *turns noticing Minhokas and smiles*
[Misnaefus] I do not think it is that. His first words to me were "You are suitably dressed".
[Minhokas] *glances at them carefully and curiously at time... with bright frown on her face...*
[Vakz] *peers at Minhokas curiously*
[Misnaefus] *licks her lips, as she admires the play of light on Monhokas's skin*
[Minhokas] ... *looks in between them carefully, up and down each of 'em... without any special expression on her's face, just slight frown*
[Vakz] can we help you sister?
[Minhokas] "sister?" ... No, thank you sir... *speaks low with rough but sweet and young voice*
[Vakz] a term since I do not know your name, share it with us?
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Minhokas, why are you being so shy! Has this man captured your tongue?
[Minhokas] There's no need of it sir, is there anything i can help with? *smirks slighty, light frown can be noticed on her's face*
[Minhokas] Pff, not shy at all...
[Misnaefus] *looks at Minhokas* what is wrong? You left the inn rather suddenly the other day?
[Vakz] help me with? I do not think so unless you had something specific in mind?
[Minhokas] Not really on my mind, sir... *coughs slighty* Too many naked people was there other night... *nods*
[Vakz] *raises an eyebrow*
[Misnaefus] *raises an eyebrow at Minhokas' comment and giggles*
[Vakz] when? where? and how come I was not invited? *laughs*
[Minhokas] *smiles slighty* Few days ago in Serpent's Inn.
[Misnaefus] They were common ladies of the street. You would not have wanted to be associated with them. Even I was appalled.
[Vakz] truly that bad?
[Misnaefus] *blushes as she speaks* They danced naked on the tables, kick food and goblets of wine all over, while their red robed men clapped to the music.
[Misnaefus] *winks at Cyhl*
[Vakz] that does not sound as though they were skilled dancers
[Vakz] *frowns slightly*
[Misnaefus] A skilled dancer does not walk in undressed. She removes her silks over 10 turns of a glass.
[Misnaefus] And rolling around in the food just made them look like dressed hogs waiting for the oven.
[Vakz] still wish I had been there at least to be able to throw scorn at them
[Minhokas] ...yeah
[Misnaefus] Where does the Set Priesthood stand on issues of the flesh? I have yet to understand the matter comprehensively....
[Vakz] well there are two thoughts about that really
[Vakz] the first is that priests are supposed to hold themselves aloof from the flesh of the commoners
[Vakz] the second is you cannot stop a man with lust in his heart *smirks*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* truly wise words suitable for all!
[Misnaefus] For those of the first school of thought, if they must be aloof from commoners, what about courtesans?
[Vakz] hmmmmmm
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Anathae*
[Anathae] What a nice snake!
[Vakz] well that would depend on the courtesan
[Vakz] *smiles at Anathae* you like the snakes of Khemi sister?
[Anathae] Well, isnt possible to dont like them, brother.
[Vakz] we kind of were talking abuot that earlier
[Anathae] They are like... like... rabbits.
[Vakz] not everyone adores the local serpents
[Anathae] Cimmerians don't understand them... I think they also don't understand what is beauty.
[Misnaefus] Would priests of Set be able to have relations with courtesans wearing grey strippy outfits?
[Vakz] *peers at Misnaefus* are you asking me? if I would or?
[Vakz] Cimmerians and beauty? they understand a good looking piece of livestock
[Misnaefus] I am seeking the view of the priesthood
[Anathae] *Caress Serpents*
[Vakz] I am sure it would depend on the priest and the courtesan in question
[Vakz] it seems you really do like the serpents, what is your name?
[Misnaefus] *shakes her head* I really should stop thinking about him.
[Anathae] My name? I'm Anathae *Smiles lightly to Vakz* and how they call you, brother?
[Vakz] perhaps you need a drink to help you think about something else
[Misnaefus] *looks at Vakz* Can your healers provide potions to clear thoughts?
[Vakz] I am Vakzihetep but call me Vakz *smiles*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Anathae* Nice to met you Anathae, I and Misnaefus, of No Clan.
[Anathae] Cimmerian without Clan? *shocked*
[Vakz] as for potions to make you forget? our healers perhaps not but I am sure some of the potion dealers can make you something so you do not mind remembering
[Misnaefus] *with sadness on her face, speaks to Anatae* I was brought up as a slave, here in Khemi. And so I have no family. I therefore carve out what happiness I can in this port, as it is my home.
[Vakz] you were a slave?
[Misnaefus] Yes, I was a slave for fifteen summers.
[Vakz] you did not tell me that
[Misnaefus] *hangs head in shame*
[Anathae] My friend told me once... that you dont need born in Clan to be part of it...
[Misnaefus] Perhaps you are right Anathae, but I do not know how I might trace my origins.
[Vakz] hrmmmm perhaps by dint of actions you can become part of a clan
[Misnaefus] They accept people who are not of their blood?
[Anathae] I think for sure not in Khemi, unless you want sacrifice yourself for Set and become Priestess.
[Vakz] but not having such an affiliation is not always a bad thing it leaves you free to make decisions for yourself, especially in a young woman wanting to seek adventure
[Misnaefus] Perhaps, but families provide security and love....
[Anathae] Same as Set... *smiles*
[Vakz] and is that what you are seeking Misnaefus?
[Misnaefus] Seeking? What do you mean?
[Vakz] you told me you were seeking adventure
[Misnaefus] Yes, adventure, fame and glory to Set.
[Vakz] you did not mention security or love? *looks at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] That is for when I am old. Must a girl list every one of her hearts desires?
[Vakz] I suppose not
[Vakz] *gazes at Anathae* so what brings you to Khemi this evening?
[Misnaefus] *looks at the two of them* You two would make a great couple.
[Anathae] *smiles* I just live here...
[Vakz] *chokes and blinks* oh really?...!
[Misnaefus] *looks at the sun* Alas I have an appointment, and must be off. See you soon my friends!
[Misnaefus] *giggles and waves*
[Vakz] it has been a pleasure meeting you, perhaps another time we can share a drink
[Misnaefus] yes, I look forward to it. bye!

Monday, 20 July 2009

A Witty Wit

I met two strapping young men, one with an interesting wit. I hope to see more of them at the Tess Inn tomorrow.

[Misnaefus] *smiles*
[Gwalchgwn] Ello
[Brannan] Hello there lass
[Gwalchgwn] Do I know ya?
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Not yet
[Gwalchgwn] Well that's a good beginning.
[Misnaefus] The two of you have a lot of swagger in your step. I'll bet the ladies love that.
[Gwalchgwn] *shrugs* Some do, some prefer the cause of the swagger.
[Brannan] Ah come now, no girl's ever kissed you because you had piles..
[Brannan] *grins*
[Misnaefus] *eyes Gwal's bare chest,* The sun must burn.
[Gwalchgwn] Ya get used to it
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Men always say that, before the sun stroke gets them.
[Gwalchgwn] Good thing is going down soon eh?
[Brannan] Going down soon? I wish. *winks*
[Misnaefus] Yes, you must be blessed by the luck of the gods.
[Misnaefus] *smirks at Brannan* I can see you're the witty one.
[Brannan] Well, y'kno..
[Brannan] I've been around a fair while.
[Gwalchgwn] Aye, he's tha old one.
[Gwalchgwn] I'm still in me peak.
[Brannan] *laughs*
[Misnaefus] *whispers* Well, I'm a pleasure seller, if you ever need anything....
[Brannan] A pleasure seller? Do you sell food?
[Brannan] *grins*
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Your companions must be in perpetual fits of giggles
[Brannan] Do ya know.. they usually cast me withering looks and look embarassed
[Misnaefus] Perhaps they are too dull to understand you?
[Brannan] Perhaps, perhaps.
[Misnaefus] Well, my name is Misnaefus, of No Clan. If you ever need some pleasure, let me know. I can often be found in Khemi. And will be in the Tesso Inn tomorrow.
[Brannan] Freelance eh?
[Gwalchgwn] Sounds good.
[Misnaefus] Not free, 10 copper. Will you be in attendance tomorrow?
[Brannan] I bet the sisterhood around about don't like that..
[Brannan] 10 copper? my my
[Gwalchgwn] I'll probably be there lass.
[Misnaefus] The sisterhood?
[Brannan] Dark Desires? Perhaps? The lesbian commune. *laughs*
[Gwalchgwn] Ya the rug munchers.
[Misnaefus] Ahh... The local courtesans... One of their leaders pretends to dislike me, but she misunderstands me. She does not understand that I am no threat to them.
[Brannan] I see..
[Misnaefus] Do you two enjoy the company of these so called rug munchers?
[Gwalchgwn] Meh, they pretend to dislike me too *winks*
[Brannan] nah, we're persona-non-grata
[Misnaefus] *giggles* I hear that hardenned warriors are not welcome at their beach party...
[Brannan] There's a beach party? Interesting..
[Gwalchgwn] Ya
[Gwalchgwn] I was invited
[Gwalchgwn] Then told I wasn't.
[Gwalchgwn] *shrugs*
[Brannan] They're all lesbians anyhow.
[Gwalchgwn] Meh, not really my choice of drink anyway.
[Brannan] "Whores" ... well..
[Gwalchgwn] I dun want to see other men comming.
[Misnaefus] Alas I am not in favour with their leaders, so I shall not be attending either, though my cousin wants to enter the beauty pageant.
[Gwalchgwn] who's ya cousin?
[Misnaefus] A girl with long dark hair, slim hips, large breasts, and a winning smile
[Gwalchgwn] sounds like my kinda girl.
[Misnaefus] *giggles*
[Misnaefus] Anyway, I must go to my appointment, but look forward to seeing the two of you tomorrow at the inn
[Misnaefus] *waves*
[Gwalchgwn] *Nods* Take care lass.

Telling The Prophet Of My New Job

I chastised Assan for previously bruising my arms. He barely remembered at first. What a rough barbarian. Though I did find his strength alluring.

Next I told the Prophet about my new job. But he did not seem very impressed.

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Assan*
[Imoteph] Hmm.
[Assan] *looks to the woman and nods *
[Misnaefus] Had enough of dragging women around?
[Assan] pardon me?
[Leira] Well no need to judge a man by his aquaintances
[Imoteph] *looks at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] Last time we met, you dragged me by the hand across the street.
[Leira] *Raisess a brow at Misnaefus*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Imotep*
[Assan] *looks to leira* my instinct tells me not to trust him, it never failed me so far
[Imoteph] 'smiles back*
[Assan] what women you refered to lady?
[Kazir] *Unties a small bag from his belt and puts it down on the ground in front of him, then picks up a small nut and stuffs it in his mouth.* Mmh.
[Misnaefus] *looks at Assan, and points to her right* YOu grabbed my arm rather strongly yesteday. Do you now recall?
[Assan] *thinks a while * i did so many things yesterday actualy
[Imoteph] *glances over his shoulder and spots Kazir, looks at him*
[Kazir] *Looks another way while eating another nut.*
[Imoteph] *looks back at Assan*
[Misnaefus] I guess pulling ladies around must be a normal habit for you.
[Assan] *looks to imoteph and waits*
[Imoteph] Are you implying that Assan here did something wrong lady?
[Misnaefus] He did his duty to you. But a little courtesy would have been appreciated.
[Imoteph] What happened then?
[Kazir] *picks up another nut from his bag and stuffs it in his mouth.*
[Assan] when it comes to the safty of our beloved prophet....*stops in the middle of his phrase*
[Misnaefus] It was yesterday, as you were discussing politics with some important warriors over there
[Misnaefus] I just happened to be there, and he pulled me away like a piece of rubbish!
[Assan] when i introduced you to general elithrar and the high priest on those steps, she was standing in between you both, i pulled her out of it, maybe a bit rougher than i tended to be
[Imoteph] I think Assan is just careful about me, and I am sure it was all a misstake.
[Imoteph] Pulling you so hard I mean...*smiles*
[Assan] *looks gracefull to imoteph*
[Assan] thank you my prophet
[Kazir] *Picks up another nut.*
[Leira] *Gives Misnaefus a closer glance* Mm, say, I think I saw you speak with some of the Menfyt in the past, no? Something about offering your trade for Set?
[Misnaefus] Perhaps, it is good to see a man with a strong sense of duty, but the powerful should be wary of their strenght as it can harm the innocent.
[Misnaefus] *looks at Leira* Yes, I sell ... services.. and tithe the profits to Set.
[Ursinae] *with low voice* seems like everything is in order*
[Skudda] *Bows as deep as her stomach allowes it*
[Leira] Oh.. Oh! I see
[Imoteph] So you are a prostitute in Sets name?
[Skudda] *Glances at the group before leaving*
[Imoteph] ((afk quickly))
[Assan] see what leira?
[Misnaefus] Not exactly, but I do my best to tithe him. Recently, though, I have also found employ as a maid and bodyguard.
[Leira] All three in one? In the services of the same patron?
[Misnaefus] The latter two are not in his name, but allow me to tithe him
[Leira] Oh I mean, the same client?
[Imoteph] ((back
[Kazir] *Stuffs a nother nut in his mouth, seemingly interested in the people passing by.*
[Misnaefus] Oh, no... My mistress hired me as a personal servant. BUt also needs protection while travelling. She's a wealthy merchant. But in between, I serve men.
[Assan] *listens intentionly*
[Imoteph] And you misstress dont mind your...part-time work with men?
[Misnaefus] *blushes* I have only recently been employed, and the matter has not arisen.
[Assan] who is your misstress?
[Imoteph] Why this urge to serve men?
[Leira] It does sound exhausting, working three jobs. Requires a dedicated person to manage that
[Misnaefus] The lady Serella.
[Misnaefus] Yes, the work is tiring. But I find it rewarding, and enjoy nothing more than know that what I do serves Set.
[Assan] lady serella?
[Misnaefus] Yes, Lady Serella, do you know her?
[Imoteph] How does this serve Set you think? In what way?
[Kazir] *turns his bag upside down, frowning at the lack of nuts.*
[Misnaefus] This all serves Set, as I tithe my income to the temple.
[Leira] Ah, the former slave of a slave, greetings... Have you been accepted to the Menfyt in the end?
[Gaius] Greetings, my Lord...
[Imoteph] *nods to Gaius*
[Assan] *nods to gaius*
[Gaius] Aye, else I'll be in trouble wearing the uniform. *smiles slightly*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Gaius while curling her hair around her finger*
[Assan] *assan looks confused*
[Imoteph] Well you sound very devoted lady
[Misnaefus] I thank you for your kind words, my prophet
[Assan] you work as a prostitue for lady serella?
[Assan] *looks quick to imoteph to see if he didn't crossed the line*
[Leira] She works as a maid and bodyguard for lady Serella, and on the side she has a third job, if I understood right
[Misnaefus] *looks at Assan* No, I am merely her maid. I help her to wash, dress, carry her personal affects, and watch over her.
[Misnaefus] Is it so bad to work three jobs?
[Assan] *grumbles in himself* and she was against women slave work...
[Misnaefus] I am no slave. I work freely.
[Assan] no...slave?
[Assan] last you told me that you were a slave, but throw out by your master, that diesn't makes you a free woman
[Assan] doesn't*
[Misnaefus] He renounced ownership of me. He was too poor to feed me.
[Imoteph] *looks at Assan and then to the lady*
[Assan] than your master was a weak one
[Misnaefus] Yes. He did not like older women, as they grew strong.
[Assan] why did he throw you out, i would have sold you
[Assan] seems more logical for me
[Imoteph] Mmm it does...
[Imoteph] *looks at Ephemera*
[Misnaefus] Does a poor man think clearly? I was told I was too old to be worth anything. And I guess too weak to sell me for horse glue.
[Ephemera] *returns the gaze steadily*
[Imoteph] Excuse me lady..

Man Hunting with Minhokas

I was with my friend Minhokas in the Serpent's Head, and we were trying to find clients. Alas we found some unmodest dancers who already have there clothes off. Fortunately I still managed to make 20 coppers.

[Misnaefus] *smles at Mirania and Hakk*
[Mirania] *she glances up as the woman stops before them*
[Hakk] *he blushes and looks up, nodding politely to the woman*
[Minhokas] *glances at two siting people and the cimmerian bow-lady in front of her with her's dark-brown, aquilonian eyes*
[Misnaefus] Hello. I am a dancer and masseuse here. Would you like to be entertained?
[Misnaefus] *looks over her shoulder at Minhokas and smiles*
[Misnaefus] Good day fair lady. I am the local entertainment. Would you like a dance, massage, or something more intimate?
[Minhokas] *coughs slighty* Are you drunk lady?
[Misnaefus] No, are my cheeks flushed?
[Minhokas] *shakes her head* Not really
[Misnaefus] Then why would you call me drunk? Can a girl not make an honest living here?
[Minhokas] I dont know of law lady, i'm just checking if everything is fine arround... *nods a bit, speaks with low, sweet voice*
[Misnaefus] WEll, if you're not here for entertainment, what are you here for?
[Grimgaard] True that, we never were very nice people *laughs*
[Minhokas] Duty, lady. *nods*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Minhokas* I need a lady's opinion.... Would i look more alluring with or without this warbow on my back?
[Minhokas] *shrugs* I dont know ma'am... with a bow you looks like an pure cimmerian... *nods while speaking*
[Misnaefus] Hmmm... I guess I need to see what my clients enjoy. Many refer to me as the girl with the bow on her back.
[Misnaefus] *takes her bow off her back, and leans it against the wall*
[Minhokas] *smiles at Mis sweetly, nodding toward her*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Roufina*
[Misnaefus] You have a good taste in clothing M'Lady
[Minhokas] Ehm...
[Misnaefus] Do you know those ladies?
[Minhokas] No
[Mirania] Here... let me help you.. *she helps him trace the shapes of her name then releases him after going through them twice, holding her hand over his*
[Mirania] *she leans close and smiles encouragement at him*
[Misnaefus] *smiles at the group at the table* Good day.
[Liquid] hey
[Lamda] Good day
[Misnaefus] Are you having a good evening?
[Roufiana] hello
[Apollonas] hi
[Lamda] he have plenty of time and money
[Skudda] ´Sort of, yes.
[Lamda] wealth and healt
[Lamda] *health
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Well, if you're looking to spend it, I can provide dancing, massages, or other pleasures
[Lamda] you want to sit down with us stranger?
[Misnaefus] *smiles at Lambda* I could sit, or I could dance, which would you prefer?
[Lamda] as you can see we have already our whores
[Lamda] but we are three
[Misnaefus] I count four.
[Lamda] nice
[Lamda] but as you can see we have a specific taste about dressing
[Lamda] for our girls
[Misnaefus] *looks around at the girls* Effective perhaps, but not very seductive???
[Lamda] dance Roufiana
[Lamda] nice and relaxing
[Apollonas] i SAD DANCE
[Lamda] what about your friend
[Roufiana] yes master
[Lamda] she is very silent
[Misnaefus] Would you like me to dance with her?
[Skudda] *Tries to get to her feet, but fails horribly - not managing to get the weight right.*
[Liquid] *i love lamda....is kind boss*
[Apollonas] at what price?
[Minhokas] *coughs at Lamda, glancing arround the group of people*
[Lamda] offcourse...
[Misnaefus] My friend is intimidated by your good looks.
[Lamda] you like her?
[Misnaefus] *glancing at Roufiana* Your friend is gorgeous, but would you like me to dance with her?
[Lamda] well?
[Apollonas] if you like dance for us.....
[Ursinae] I mention them all in my prayers to the Spirits
[Misnaefus] *whispers softly* Sure. I'll dance. Please note that a tithe of 10 coppers is required. It will be donated to Set.
[Misnaefus] *jumps onto the table, and straightens her clothes*
[Misnaefus] *accepts the coppers*
[Lamda] not like this please
[Lamda] take off your clothes
[Apollonas] thats ok slowly and sexy
[Misnaefus] *smiles.* of course, M'Lord.
[Misnaefus] *reachers behind her back, and slowly removes her top
[Apollonas] i like you girl.......
[Misnaefus] *SMILES at Apollonase, toying with her hair*
[Apollonas] red head sexy..
[Apollonas] OUOUUOOUOUOUOUUAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[Misnaefus] *reaches down and removes her leggings, throwing them into Apollonas's face* Smell that scent!
[Drekinha] *coughs in amusment trying to stop giggling covering her own mouth* Umm, and what the fuck is that?
[Lamda] i want more girl
[Misnaefus] And now for the cimerian dance....
[Liquid] speka with my boss
[Apollonas] HEY put away and tha other clothes
[Liquid] lamda!!
[Apollonas] i want to see your ass
[Lamda] *looks at Drekinha* you don't like girl?
[Drekinha] i got someone already.
[Lamda] maybe a nice group?
[Lamda] the girl here also enjoys women
[Apollonas] if you wand go to lamda to do sexy things i pay you 30 c
[Drekinha] *giggles, covering her's own lips... placing her both hands at tip of her's hood taking it off*
[Misnaefus] 30 coppers is too generous. 10 coppers....
[Lamda] i can arrange you three
[Alezha] (Low) Whos him..?.. He reminds me of a drunkard...
[Alezha] *snickers at Drekinha.*
[Drekinha] (Low back to Ale) He's probably...
[Lamda] i want only to watch
[Liquid] you prefer girls....!!yeaa
[Alezha] *slowly going behind Drekinha..*
[Apollonas] go to dance with drakinha
[Lamda] maybe both?
[Drekinha] Well its not depends of me...
[Drekinha] *Takes Ale's hand*
[Misnaefus] Would you like me to dance, or seduce Lambda?
[Alezha] *Smiles warmly at Drekinha as her hand is grabbed..*
[Apollonas] seduce lamda
[Misnaefus] *holds out her palm*
[Grimgaard] *sighs relaxed and sips the ale*
[Lamda] i have no chance to watch that miracle?
[Misnaefus] 10
[Lamda] a group of four young beautifull ladies?
[Drekinha] *giggles nodding toward him* Indeed, young...
[Misnaefus] *places a hand on Lamda's back, and slowly moves it downwards ina a caress*
[Alezha] *makes out a long snore like sound.. slowly glances around..*
[Ursinae] He has gathered alot of people, ended several feuds and wars. He is the voice of Set, his chosen desiple if you want to call it that
[Drekinha] *smirks slighty, glancing arround the surrounding her people, unsure what to say and whats going on*
[Lamda] come on ladies...i know you like it
[Alezha] What the hell are they moving around for..?
[Misnaefus] *places a hand on lambda's chest, and gazes into his eyes* you have firm muscles beneath these unflattering robes
[Drekinha] I feel more than watched...
[Ursinae] *smiles as he sees skudda again*
[Skudda] Some air didnt help..
[Ursinae] not feeling well love?
[Misnaefus] *reaches down to Lamda's groin, to give it the lightest of caresses* You don't seem to excited now....
[Skudda] I feel heavy.. now i know what a packhorse must be feeling like.
[Alezha] *Rolls her eyes.. Leaning closer towards Drekinha and gives her a kiss on her cheek.*
[Liquid] come on drekhnha!!!!!dance with me....
[Lamda] i am so excited my lady but as you can see i am trying to do something better
[Drekinha] *smiles warmly, wraping her right hand arround Alezha's hip*
[Lamda] you want to join with the other girls?
[Misnaefus] *makes a grab for Lamda's groin* What can be better than this?
[Drekinha] I'm not sure if i can dance...
[Alezha] *smirks slightly at Drekinha.*
[Apollonas] misnaefus your are free to go if you like....
[Liquid] take you cloths...and follow your feels** ;)
[Ursinae] *offers Skudda his hand to help her sit down*
[Lamda] *looking at Misnaefus* a group of young pretty ladies
[Arrinus] Is there a new bar? *Crosses his arms over his chest*
[Misnaefus] *looks at Apollonas* Apologies, but he doesn't appear to like red heads.
[Skudda] Whats going on? *SHe glances between the men and lets Ursinae help her to sit*
[Grimgaard] There's naked women all over the place..!
[Apollonas] its ok you are free to go
[Arrinus] *Peers at the naked woman, eyeing her for a brief moment*
[Lamda] i would appreciate if we had more naked women
[Alezha] *Whipsers quietly to Drekinha..*
[Apollonas] thnx fot the kiss cu tomorow here
[Drekinha] *tightens her hand arround Ale's hip, more embrancing her than just holding*
[Arrinus] Yes, you would like that would you..Mister "virgin-blood"
[Misnaefus] *gives apollonas a light kiss on the cheek* Well, if you need me on another day, please let me know. I shall be providing masssages in Tesso on Monday.
[Skudda] *Rolls her eyes* Happy you came with me to Khemi yet Grimmy?
[Ursinae] we are just talking about Stygian habbits
[Grimgaard] Hah! i would be naked to if i was less sober, i can't see how anyone can be dressed in this land
[Drekinha] *whispers back gently with sweet low voice to Ale*
[Arrinus] *Shakes his head* I need a drink.
[Alezha] *leaning heavly against Drekinha.. smiling warmly at her..*
[Lamda] maybe you would feel more confortable if we go upstairs
[Liquid] lamda....come one...do something good ;) for tonight!!!
[Liquid] can we go to our appartment!!;)
[Skudda] *Smiles and shakes her head* You'll get use to it Grimmy, once you're in your uniform and with a newly sharpened weapon you'll be yourself.
[Apollonas] misnaefus i have to go now,,,,, cu tomorow sexy girl
[Drekinha] Liquid... you dont need privacy, dont you?
[Grimgaard] *sighs* uniform?
[Lamda] she doesn't but you?
[Liquid] yeaa....privacy...
[Skudda] Yes.. Ursinae is wearing one. *She glances back at Ursinae*
[Liquid] but...where?
[Drekinha] *whispers to Liquid*
[Liquid] i think...the group is better...!!more fun..;)
[Grimgaard] Am i to wear one of those..?! looks like it's made of stone
[Apollonas] sorry but i have to go now see you tomorow ok?
[Apollonas] have a good night!
[Grimgaard] Far too heavy to move in properly
[Drekinha] Be well Apollonas... *smirks*
[Alezha] *nodding at Drekinha with a smirk.*
[Ursinae] you think you can wear such sturdy armor?
[Grimgaard] I would be as agile as a drunken vanir
[Skudda] He is use to more.. or less.. armour. *She grins*
[Drekinha] Come Alez...
[Ursinae] Then we have other armor for you to wear
[Alezha] Aye..
[Drekinha] Lets go...

Arrinus Releases Gas

[Misnaefus] *smiles at Arrinus*
[Arrinus] *Looks down at the woman, smiling*
[Arrinus] Hello. *Nods politely*
[Misnaefus] Why do you sit there, all lonesone?
[Arrinus] Uhm... I have not answered that question yet.
[Arrinus] *Puts on a pondering face*
[Misnaefus] *smiles* I see you're a mysterious one.
[Misnaefus] *giggles* So now you turn the question on the asker.
[Arrinus] *Nods, chuckling* At that I do.
[Misnaefus] *takes her helmet off and combs her red hair* I was merely off to the Souk to choose some fine frocks.
[Arrinus] *Lifts his backside up for a brief moment, groaning. Then sitting back down*
[Arrinus] Ah, I see.
[Arrinus] Did you find what you were looking for, then?
[Misnaefus] *takes a step back* Is that a sign of flattery in your homeland?
[Arrinus] *Looks at her with a confused look, shrugging his shoulders* I'm sorry?
[Misnaefus] The releasing of bodily gasses is not really that attractive.
[Arrinus] Hm? Oh! I did not do that, no! My backside was saw...
[Misnaefus] *giggles* Well, come to me when you're better....
[Arrinus] Hm...
[Misnaefus] *looks over her shoulder at Maggie and smiles*
[Arrinus] *Scratches his head, terribly confused*
[Arrinus] *Starts to move down, as he crawls down the steps. Getting up slowly, stretching his arms and legs out*